Unfortunately for Dave, it just wasn't in the cards for him to get both halves of the notorious Paris/Nicole duo on tonight's show. The more diminutive starlet, Nicole, will be in the house to wax philosophical about "The Simple Life Goes to Camp," but the heiress who invented Famous For No Reason, Paris, is stuck behind bars.
While Nicole will surely keep things squarely on the ridiculous side of the spectrum, it's just not the same level of (sometimes unintentional) hilarity as when the girls are both around. Tune in to see how many different words for "jail" Dave will work into the broadcast! My guess is six.