Here's something you didn't know you wanted, never asked for, and will certainly need to witness for yourself: the alternate ending of Titanic [1]. Yes, James Cameron's glorious and heart-wrenching blockbuster almost had a completely different ending. You know how Titanic is so magical you can barely even go on [2]? Well, this is not terribly magical, and I, for one, am really glad they stuck to the original ending.

Let's just all be glad this is all a fever dream.