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True Blood Jersey Shore Quote Quiz Featuring Quotes From Sookie and Snooki 2010-08-10 16:45:30

Sookie vs. Snooki: Who Said It?

You know, True Blood and Jersey Shore are not so different. In fact, the heroines of each show, Sookie Stackhouse and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, have both spouted off some frighteningly similar pearls of wisdom — so similar that I've decided to test your knowledge of the quotable TV ladies! It might surprise you how much they have in common, besides their almost identical names.

1 of 10

"I don't feel right without a tan."

2 of 10

"I never thought I would be having sex with you. At least, not so fast."

3 of 10

"I never expected to ever get hit by a guy, ever."

4 of 10

"I sucked his chest! What is wrong with me?"

5 of 10

"I’m not trashy, unless I drink too much."

6 of 10

"All anyone's thinking about here is sex, sex, sex!"

7 of 10

"I delivered a friggin’ calf from a cow!"

8 of 10

"Did you just call me a dumb bitch?"

9 of 10

"My boobs are so tight I can’t breathe, is that normal?"

10 of 10

"When I say I’m ready to go wild, I’m gonna go wild."

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la-dee-da-dee la-dee-da-dee 6 years
ha ha wow that was a little hard to figure..
DecemberBaby DecemberBaby 6 years
I didn't finish season one of true blood and watched exactly one episode of Jersey Shore yet I got 10/10. I must be awesome!
genesisrocks genesisrocks 6 years
Thank you elramos! That was driving me crazy
littlekaren littlekaren 6 years
9/10! Just missed the first one. :)
inlove23 inlove23 6 years
Haha. Love the comment studio16!!! I just watch Jersey shore
zorif1985 zorif1985 6 years
10/10 love true blood and jersey shore : )
betty-kraker betty-kraker 6 years
6/10i dont watch eather show i would love to watch true blood but dont have hbo
elramos elramos 6 years
@genesisrocks: Sookie's shirt says Merlottes, the name of the place she works at. The picture is reversed, so it's harder to make out.
ya3 ya3 6 years
7/10
Studio16 Studio16 6 years
I don't watch either (though my sister loves JS) and I got a 7/10. In response to question #5: Snooki, you are trashy without beer. You are trashy in a house, you are trashy with a mouse. You are trashy here or there, you are trashy anywhere.
WarEagleNurse WarEagleNurse 6 years
9/10 :)
Rjs-baby-girl Rjs-baby-girl 6 years
5/10 and I don't watch any of those shows lol! I'm curious about True Blood though, wanna know what all the fuss is about.
zzleigh zzleigh 6 years
10/10! I'm such a TB nerd!
genesisrocks genesisrocks 6 years
This was more difficult than I thought it would be. There's just one thing I'm trying to figure out: what does that writing on Sookie's shirt say?
kimmieb124 kimmieb124 6 years
I don't watch either one of these shows, but I still got a 6/10 by guessing.
gingirl gingirl 6 years
10/10 woot! This really reminded me that sometimes Sookie is not the smartest of girls. In the TV show, at least, I find myself rolling my eyes at her more often than not. I like her personality a bit better in the books.
nylorac nylorac 6 years
lol ... this was a little more difficult than i thought it'd be, but still got 8/10!
andreakro andreakro 6 years
I've never watched Jersey Shore and I can't stand snooki, she is the truly dumb-bitch!
elramos elramos 6 years
10/10 -- I know my True Blood, lol.
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