30 Rock's Jack Donaghy relies on his slick smarts and business prowess as NBC's persuasive Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming. And if you pay attention, each Thursday Jack teaches us how we too can become masters of manipulation. From successful negotiation to dealing with family drama, Jack can help us get what we want. And that's why we love him. His sidekick Liz Lemon already enlightened us about dating deal breakers, so let's find out what life lessons we can learn from Jackie D in his guide to manipulation. Some of his best one-liners ahead!