The Walking Dead [1] came roaring back into our lives this week, and we have to say, the midseason premiere is a real doozy. People are blowing up! People are dying! People are making really dumb decisions! Over the course of the gut-wrenching new episode [2], a few other things become startlingly clear. For one, that awful new villain Negan [3] is closer than ever. Also, Steven Yeun is still looking fine [4], even in all his dirty, bloody glory. And lastly, The Walking Dead is officially shaving years off our lives because it's so stressful. To help illustrate the emotional roller coaster you've endured, we've outlined the biggest reactions to the premiere. Keep scrolling, and then see what the cast is already saying about the horrific finale [5].

When Daryl, Sasha, and Abraham Get Stopped by Negan's Men and That One Douche Tries to Kill Them

When Daryl Literally Blows Them All to Smithereens With a Rocket Launcher

When Rick and the Gang Are Covered in Walker Guts, Trying to Get Through the Walkers

When Sam Is a Big Dumb Baby and Starts Crying

When the Walkers Eat Sam and Then Start Eating Jess, Too

When Father Gabriel Is, Like, "Here, Let Me Take Judith," and Rick's, Like, "'K"

When That Wolf Guy Holds Denise Hostage and Takes Her Through Town

When She Almost Gets Eaten, and He Actually Ends Up Saving Her

When Wolf Guy Gets Eaten, and You're Kind of Glad Because You Still Kind of Hated Him

When Carl Gets Shot Through the Eye by Ron

When Carl Survives, Somehow

When Rick Literally Just Runs Into a Horde of Walkers and Starts Killing Them

When Michonne Joins Rick and Starts Kicking Ass and Taking Names

When Glenn Almost Dies . . . For the Millionth Time

When Everything's Fine and Your Faves Are Still Alive and It's All Over