You know it's Summer blockbuster season when a major franchise movie is hitting theaters seemingly every week, and Memorial Day weekend was no exception with the arrival of the apocalypse (X-Men: Apocalypse [1], that is). The film is over two and a half hours long, so you'd better believe it's packed with action, humor, new characters, and a lot of Olivia Munn wearing a leather bathing suit. It's satisfying as a whole, though I couldn't help wanting a bit more from new villain Apocalypse, not to mention infinitely more of Evan Peters as Quicksilver [2]. With that being said, here's a spoiler-filled rundown on the movie's biggest moments.

When the Movie Opens on an Epic Sequence That Includes the Crumbling of Ancient Egyptian Pyramids

When We See Cute Oscar Isaac . . . as Apocalypse

When the 3D Opening Credits Are Awesome and Nauseating at the Same Time

When Apocalypse Wakes Up After a Bajillion Years and All You Could Think of Was Jon Snow

When Apocalypse Meets Storm and Starts Going Over His World Domination Plans

When You Realize Storm Started Out as One of the Baddies

When Apocalypse Keeps Murdering People Using Only Sand

When Mystique Shows Up in That Supersexy Purple '80s Dress

When Scott Accidentally Blows Up the Bathroom With His Eyes

When Sansa Stark Shows Up Claiming to Be Jean Grey

When We First See Magneto and He's This Adorably Normal (and Hot) Welder

When We Find Out Magneto Has a Wife — and a Daughter!

When the Authorities Come For Erik After He Saves a Guy's Life

When the Birds Start Swarming and You Realize Nina Has Her Own Powers

When Erik's Wife and Daughter Are Tragically Killed With 1 Arrow

When Erik Kills All of the Authorities Using Just a Locket

When Professor X Is Being Adorable Trying to Flirt With Moira

During Every Scene that Nicholas Hoult and Jennifer Lawrence Have Together

When Apocalypse Takes Over Cerebro

When Quicksilver Saves the Whole School to the Tune of "Sweet Dreams"

When Havoc Sacrifices Himself to Save the X-Men

When Wolverine Shows Up For His Requisite Cameo

When You Think About How Someday Wolverine and Jean Grey Are Going to Have Sexy Times

When You're Waiting For Quicksilver to Drop the Bomb About Being Magneto's Son

When Psylocke (Olivia Munn) Finally Does Something Besides Just Standing There in a Leather Bathing Suit

When Nightcrawler Saves the Whole Team on the Plane in the Nick of Time

When It's Looking like Professor X Is Really Done (Even Though We Know He Comes Back For Later Movies)

But Then He Fights Back and He and Apocalypse Are Boxing — in His Mind

When Magneto Switches Sides to Help Take Down Apocalypse

When Mystique Tells the New Kids That They're Training to Be X-Men

When You Leave the Theater