On this season of The Bachelorette [1], Shawn is slowly being driven insane . . . by Nick Viall. Never has one person's presence so angered another person since, maybe, the schoolground. Or Harry Potter [2]. Shawn hates Nick so much that he's become Voldemort to him, not even saying his name and referring to him almost exclusively as "that other guy." As the two men fight it out as Kaitlyn's finalists, let's examine the valid reasons (to Shawn) that Shawn has to hate Nick.

His Stupid Face

His Stupid Hair

His Stupid Clothes

The Stupid Way He Talks

His Stupid Jewelry

His Stupid Abs

His Stupid Jokes

His Stupid Facial Hair

His Stupid Dreamy Eyes

His Stupid Connection With Kaitlyn

WHY HIM WHY GOD WHYYYYYY