24 Reactions to That Absolutely WTF Premiere of American Horror Story: Cult

Season seven of American Horror Story premiered on Tuesday night, and the first episode of Cult has us very shaken. While the episode follows two people with polar opposite reactions to the outcome of the 2016 presidential election, the heavy mix of terrifying clowns just brings it to a whole new level. We see Ally Mayfair-Richards (Sarah Paulson) spiral out of control after Donald Trump's victory. Her marriage to Ivy (Alison Pill) starts to unravel after Ally's debilitating phobias return due to her stress (she's afraid of clowns, small holes, bumps, blood, etc). On the other hand, Kai Anderson (Evan Peters) is thrilled with the new president and starts spreading the word that fear is the thing that will always win in the end.

While Ally tries to control her clown hallucinations for the sake of her and Ivy's son, Oz, he also starts to see them popping up in his neighborhood. Is Kai behind the group of murderous clowns? Is it all in Ally's head? And what the hell is the deal with Winter Anderson (Billie Lourde)? We presume she's Kai's sister, but she's an adamant Hillary Clinton supporter, so their whole dynamic is extremely weird. We're already terrified for episode two, but we need to discuss what has already gone down.

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When the Episode Starts With Footage From Election Night and You Immediately Get PTSD
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When the Episode Starts With Footage From Election Night and You Immediately Get PTSD

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When Ally Starts Hysterically Crying and Her Neighbor Very Calmly Says, "Trump's Gonna Get Us All Killed"
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When Ally Starts Hysterically Crying and Her Neighbor Very Calmly Says, "Trump's Gonna Get Us All Killed"

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When Ally and Ivy Fear For Their Rights as a Couple and Their Son Tells Them, "I Don't Want You to Not Be Married Anymore"
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When Ally and Ivy Fear For Their Rights as a Couple and Their Son Tells Them, "I Don't Want You to Not Be Married Anymore"

04
When Kai Humps His TV After Trump Wins the Election
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When Kai Humps His TV After Trump Wins the Election

05
When Kai Blends a Bag of Cheetos and Rubs the Orange Dust All Over His Face to Look Like Trump
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When Kai Blends a Bag of Cheetos and Rubs the Orange Dust All Over His Face to Look Like Trump

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When Ally Catches Oz Reading a Twisty the Clown Comic Book, and It Triggers Her Intense Fear of Clowns
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When Ally Catches Oz Reading a Twisty the Clown Comic Book, and It Triggers Her Intense Fear of Clowns

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When Ally Goes to Her Therapist and Reveals Her Trypophobia, aka an Intense Fear of Small Holes, Is Also Back
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When Ally Goes to Her Therapist and Reveals Her Trypophobia, aka an Intense Fear of Small Holes, Is Also Back

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And Then She Quickly Starts to Unravel and Sees Clowns EVERYWHERE
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And Then She Quickly Starts to Unravel and Sees Clowns EVERYWHERE

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Like When She Enters the Supermarket and Thinks a Group of Clowns Are Stalking and Taunting Her
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Like When She Enters the Supermarket and Thinks a Group of Clowns Are Stalking and Taunting Her

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And 2 Clowns Are Having Sex in the Produce Section While the Others Chase Her Around the Store
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And 2 Clowns Are Having Sex in the Produce Section While the Others Chase Her Around the Store

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But It Turns Out to Be Just a Hallucination (or IS IT?!)
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But It Turns Out to Be Just a Hallucination (or IS IT?!)

12
When Kai Speaks at a City Counsel Meeting to Try and Convince Them to Let the Public Burn Down the Jewish Community Center
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When Kai Speaks at a City Counsel Meeting to Try and Convince Them to Let the Public Burn Down the Jewish Community Center

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And They Basically Tell Him to Get Out, to Which He Replies, "There's Nothing More Dangerous Than a Humiliated Man"
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And They Basically Tell Him to Get Out, to Which He Replies, "There's Nothing More Dangerous Than a Humiliated Man"

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AND He Pees Into a Condom and Throws It at a Group of Construction Workers While Shouting Racial Slurs, and They Attack Him
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AND He Pees Into a Condom and Throws It at a Group of Construction Workers While Shouting Racial Slurs, and They Attack Him

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But You Realize That Was His Plan All Along When an Unknown Person Records Them Beating Him Up
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But You Realize That Was His Plan All Along When an Unknown Person Records Them Beating Him Up

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When Kai and Winter Talk About Pain (Anal Sex in This Case) and Kai Asks, "Was There Poop?"
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When Kai and Winter Talk About Pain (Anal Sex in This Case) and Kai Asks, "Was There Poop?"

18
And You Realize They're Probably Brother and Sister Since They Have a Weird Pinky Finger Handshake
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And You Realize They're Probably Brother and Sister Since They Have a Weird Pinky Finger Handshake

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When Ally and Ivy Hire Winter as a Nanny For Oz and It's Clear She Has Ulterior Motives
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When Ally and Ivy Hire Winter as a Nanny For Oz and It's Clear She Has Ulterior Motives

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And She Immediately Starts Showing Him Videos of Murder and Telling Him He Only Has One "Real" Mom
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And She Immediately Starts Showing Him Videos of Murder and Telling Him He Only Has One "Real" Mom

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And They Proceed to Enter His Neighbor's House and Brutally Kill the Husband and Wife
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And They Proceed to Enter His Neighbor's House and Brutally Kill the Husband and Wife

The husband also happens to be the same guy from the City Counsel board that told Kai to leave.

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When Winter Tells Ally and Ivy That Oz Is Lying About Seeing Clowns Enter Their Neighbor's House
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When Winter Tells Ally and Ivy That Oz Is Lying About Seeing Clowns Enter Their Neighbor's House

Even though she was the one that brought him outside to look?!?!

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When You Thought You Couldn't Take Anymore but the Episode Ends With Ally Waking Up to Find a Clown Next to Her in Bed
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When You Thought You Couldn't Take Anymore but the Episode Ends With Ally Waking Up to Find a Clown Next to Her in Bed