The 5 Hottest New Couples in the Seven Kingdoms
Move over, Sam and Gilly: there are some other hot new couples in Westeros. This week's episode introduces us to at least one surprise relationship, a kiss between two characters we've totally been shipping, and the furthering of a few couplings we've had on our radar. But were you only watching for more hints about Jon Snow and that badass fight scene between Ser Jorah and those grayscale monster-men? We're here to bring you back to something that's also important in the Game of Thrones realm: L-O-V-E. Or, OK, sex between two total psychos. Let's proceed.
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Missandei and Grey Worm
Relationship status: Finally admitting their feelings
Hotness factor: Burning hot
It took Grey Worm almost dying for these two crazy kids to finally admit their feelings to each other, and then we got that very rare Game of Thrones treat: a consensual kiss! Yes, the next step is troubling considering Grey Worm's lack of anatomy. But can't we just all enjoy this moment for now?!
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Daenerys and Hizdahr zo Loraq
Relationship status: Engaged
Hotness factor: Very, very hot (pun intended)
Daenerys's anger at Ser Barristan's death pushes her to seize all the leaders of Meereen's big families, including Hizdahr zo Loraq (yeah, that's why they never say his name out loud). Instead of letting her dragons barbecue him too, she proposes another scenario, i.e. she literally proposes. This marriage may be forced, but so far they have the right foundation: he fears her and she can admit when he's right and she's wrong.
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Ramsay and Sansa
Relationship status: Engaged
Hotness factor: Icy
Oh, these two betrothed. Poor Sansa has been so beaten down by the worst relationships in Game of Thrones history that Ramsay is almost not that bad. I mean, he does think she's pretty and so far hasn't done anything abhorrent to her (yet). Still, this arranged marriage is one we are definitely rooting against.
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Roose and Walda
Relationship status: Making babies
Hotness factor: Freezing cold
That hotness factor has nothing to do with either of their looks and everything to do with Roose's disgusting soul.
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Ramsay and Myranda
Relationship status: Sexy psycho sexing
Hotness factor: Kinda hot*
One of the only sex scenes we've seen this season is between these two total crazies. Alas, their relationship is doomed — he's promised to Sansa and she's but the kennel master's daughter. It can never work! And yet, these two horrible human beings really deserve each other.
*Hate to say it