Constantly Watching Hallmark Movies? These Festive Socks Are For You

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Hallmark Christmas movies have become a classic part of the holiday season, with dozens of new movies each year for all your cheesy Christmas movie needs. Even with new platforms like Netflix trying to get a piece of the holiday rom-com market (hello, A Christmas Prince!), Hallmark remains the undisputed king of churning out adorable movie after adorable movie.

And, like all things that people are obsessed with, it's inevitable that someone would make cute, tongue-in-cheek merchandise for Hallmark devotees. The latest item? Hallmark movie socks. Yep, you heard that right. The latest trend is novelty socks with funny sayings, telling people not to bother them while they're watching Hallmark movies. They're already popular enough that several artists have jumped on board — check out some of the funniest options in the gallery ahead!

I'm Watching Hallmark Christmas Movies Socks

I'm Watching Hallmark Christmas Movies Socks

These two-toned I'm Watching Hallmark Christmas Movies Socks ($6) combine the holiday theme with the funny text.

I Am Watching Hallmark Christmas Movies Socks

I Am Watching Hallmark Christmas Movies Socks

With these I Am Watching Hallmark Christmas Movies Socks ($6), you can get your point across in bold lettering, no less!

If You Can Read This Socks

If You Can Read This Socks

These cozy wool If You Can Read This Socks ($9-$13, depending on size and style) will keep your feet warm and put everyone on notice at the same time.

Hallmark Christmas Movies Socks

Hallmark Christmas Movies Socks

Custom Hallmark Christmas Movies Socks ($12) feature the iconic Hallmark font and a funny warning to stay away while you dive into the channel's latest holiday movie.

Hallmark Movies Socks

Hallmark Movies Socks

For a Hallmark-related warning that's useful all year, try these neutral Hallmark Movies Socks ($13).