Classic comic Cathy is retiring after 34 years, so send the harried single gal off with a fitting tribute. You can make like Andy Samberg's impression on SNL and wear an old sweater and rat out your hair (the better to continually grab it and yell out "ACK!") or go with an ironic exercise outfit like the animated Cathy here. Grab a chocolate bar and a diet soda, and don't forget to constantly say "sweat drops sweat drops sweat drops!", "MEN!", and "Chocolate!"