These 37 Tweets Perfectly Capture Every "WTF" Moment of the Bachelor in Paradise Premiere

It has been quite the week for Bachelor Nation. If you thought I was done with the highly addicting franchise and ready to get back to a productive routine detached from the couch after the three-hour finale of The Bachelorette the night before, you are absolutely mistaken. Tuesday night's premiere of Bachelor in Paradise not only gave some of Becca Kufrin's contestants some much-deserved air time (I'm lookin' at you, Joe the Grocer), but it was admittedly incredibly entertaining.

Aside from the Tia and Colton theatrics, I found myself genuinely interested in how it will all play out. Some shocking observations include my dissipating distaste for Jordan (he was actually quite charming), the mysterious disappearance of Krystal's accent, and the fact that Chris is totally getting fashion advice from Wills in the floral shirt department, right? Chris Harrison says this with every single BIP season, but could it really be the most dramatic one yet?! It sure is starting off that way.

Read on to see the hilariously on-point reactions to the premiere of Bachelor in Paradise, and get ready to start shipping Joe and Kendall.