These Seinfeld Stocking Stuffers Are Real, and They're Spectacular

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Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Diwali, Winter solstice, or Festivus For the Rest of Us, it's always fun to spread holiday cheer. If you have a Seinfeld fan in your life, then we have the perfect stocking stuffers for you, even if you don't watch Seinfeld yourself (not that there's anything wrong with that!). You may not be able to spare a square, but you might just be willing to invest in one of these gifts for your favorite Seinfeld lover.

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A Campaign About Nothing Ceramic Mug
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A Campaign About Nothing Ceramic Mug

There's nothing wrong with getting this A Campaign About Nothing Ceramic Mug ($20) for the Seinfeld-lover in your life.

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No Soup For You! Spoon
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No Soup For You! Spoon

This No Soup For You! Spoon ($18) is perfect for anyone who strictly adheres to soup shop protocol.

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Seinfeld Coasters
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Seinfeld Coasters

These Seinfeld Coasters ($17) are both chic and utilitarian.

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Yada Yada Yada Women’s Black Tank Top
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Yada Yada Yada Women’s Black Tank Top

Get this Yada Yada Yada Women's Black Tank Top ($26) for anyone who'd rather spare you the details then tell the whole story.

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Seinfeld Wine Charm Set of 6
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Seinfeld Wine Charm Set of 6

Even if the Seinfeld fan in your life only has three other friends, they will still get plenty of use from this Seinfeld Wine Charm Set of 6 ($31).

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Monk's Cafe Art Print
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Monk's Cafe Art Print

This Monk's Cafe Art Print ($14) will always remind the Seinfeld fan in your life of the best Upper West Side hangout spot.

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Seinfeld T-Shirt
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Seinfeld T-Shirt

Show your love for the whole crew with a Seinfeld T-Shirt ($16) with a little bit of everyone.

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Serenity Now Handstamped Keychain
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Serenity Now Handstamped Keychain

This Serenity Now Handstamped Keychain ($15) is great for anyone who needs some help relaxing.

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Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything
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Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything

This book by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong — Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything ($10) — is a must-read for any Seinfeld super fan.

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Timeless Art of Seduction Enamel Pin
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Timeless Art of Seduction Enamel Pin

This sensuous George Costanza Timeless Art of Seduction Enamel Pin ($5) will nicely complement any lapel. Also available in pin form: Jerry in the puffy shirt.

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Seinfeld Minimalist Poster
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Seinfeld Minimalist Poster

We dare you to find a wall that looks better without this Seinfeld Minimalist Poster ($12).

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Seinfeld Magnetic Poetry Magnets
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Seinfeld Magnetic Poetry Magnets

Your loved one is guaranteed endless hilarity with these Seinfeld Magnetic Poetry Magnets ($24).

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Seinfeld Reusable Tote Bag
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Seinfeld Reusable Tote Bag

This Seinfeld Reusable Tote Bag ($9) is a must for those looking to stuff their sorries in a sack.