Watch Titanic's Actual Alternate Ending and Try Not to Laugh

Here's something you didn't know you wanted, never asked for, and will certainly need to witness for yourself: the alternate ending of Titanic. Yes, James Cameron's glorious and heart-wrenching blockbuster almost had a completely different ending. You know how Titanic is so magical you can barely even go on? Well, this is not terribly magical, and I, for one, am really glad they stuck to the original ending.

Let's just all be glad this is all a fever dream.