When you're in the trenches of a particular rough parenting day, there's a new option when reaching for a drink. Allow us to introduce the nonalcoholic way to guzzle yourself into a different headspace. Calm the F*ck Down Tea [1], a soothing blend of chamomile, licorice, and lemon, is the stress-melting treat you've earned. Good for 50 cups of relaxation, it's the perfect pantry item to get you through the most trying months of cold, hard parenting. When you've enjoyed the last bit of loose-leaf goodness, simply reuse the beautifully decorated tin container. What you fill it with is entirely up to you.

Disclaimer: It's important to mention that while we encourage this as a gag gift for parents, never (under any circumstances) suggest that your partner drink a cup when they're on the brink of losing it. Doing so could have unpredictable consequences, as no one ever wants to be told to calm the f*ck down. Instead, keep it easily accessible in a safe place.