Let's be real: if you didn't start outlining your kid's DIY [1] Halloween [2] costume back in August, you're already too late. And unless you want to spend a month's worth of college tuition at Etsy (the expedited shipping costs alone will require a second mortgage), there's no way your little one is going to be all dolled up in something handmade this Halloween. Unless . . .

Our favorite daddy vlogger La Guardia Cross just released a YouTube video highlighting not one, not two, but 10 "unique" do-it-yourself kids' Halloween costumes that you can legit pull off in under five minutes — without even a trip to the fabric store. Sounds too good to be true? Watch for yourself.