Whether you're Jewish or not, one scroll through the Instagram account CrazyJewishMom [1] will make you cry from laughter. The account, completely comprised of texts from a 20-something New Yorker's overbearing Jewish mom, is filled with not-so-subtle nudges about marriage, babies, and everything in between — something that will feel familiar to anybody blessed with a straightforward, opinionated mother. While most moms will deny any "helicopter" tendencies, this one has fully embraced hers; something that, by all indication, is extremely liberating to the motherly soul. While there's no way we'd advise any parent to mimic CrazyJewishMom's behavior, we simply had to round up the funniest parent-to-child advice found on the Instagram account. And don't worry . . . mom, daughter, and the daughter's boyfriend (nicknamed "Superjew") are all aware of the account, so it's in good fun!

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Start every day off with a list.

A good marriage is worth fighting over.

Never enter a blizzard without your trusty rape whistle.

No makeup = bun in the oven.

Jack the Ripper was not a nice Jewish boy, obviously.

You can never be too careful during flu season.

Give gifts that keep on giving.

Always wear appropriate shoes in the snow.

Ovaries should always be prepared for special occasion surprises.

Upward career mobility is key to a nice apartment.

Never hit the hot tub without taking precautions.

Never forget a "honey-do" list.

No ring on the finger, you must not linger.

Don't take Uber, take Jewber!

Bad taste is never funny.

Always maintain realistic expectations for your kids.

Forget everything you've heard about Connecticut.

Don't underestimate the value of a good education.

Insurance for better babies is all the rage.

When in doubt, take a guilt trip.