Try as we might to avoid using curse words [1], they tend to sneak into our everyday vocabularies — and that especially rings true once you have kids. Sometimes an under-the-breath "sh*t" or whispered "f*ck this" can do volumes for relieving the many stresses of parenting [2]. To honor all the mamas out there who aren't afraid to let the F-bombs fly every now and then [3], we've tracked down the most badass kitchen gifts that prominently feature swear words. From vulgar vintage teacups and obscene dish towels [4] to explicit spoons and profane wine glasses, these items are sure to make any potty-mouthed mom [5] say, "F*ck yes, my kitchen needed this!"
"B*tches Get Stuff Done" Oven Mitt
Using this "B*tches Get Stuff Done" Oven Mitt [7] ($14) is sure to fill any mom with a sense of girl power.
"I F*cking Hate Cooking" Ceramic Serving Platter
Nothing says "dinner is served, b*tches" like this spot-on "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Ceramic Serving Platter [8] ($26).
"F*ck Off" Mug
The "F*ck Off" Mug [9] ($14-17) is a must-have for antimorning mamas.
"Droppin' a New Recipe on Your Ass" Oven Mitt
This "Droppin' a New Recipe on Your Ass" Oven Mitt [10] ($14) is perfect for those evenings when you're shaking things up in the kitchen.
"Do Not Give a F*ck" Mug
The "Do Not Give a F*ck" Mug [11] ($11-18) may feature pretty fonts and flowers, but it still sends a clear message.
"I F*cking Hate Cooking" Ceramic Spoon Rest
Keep it real with this "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Ceramic Spoon Rest [12] ($15).
"Shut the F*ck Up" Mug
One sip from this pretty "Shut the F*ck Up" Mug [13] ($13-16) and mom will never use another coffee mug again.
"Classy as F*ck" Dish Towel
We're obsessed with the gold writing on this "Classy as F*ck" Dish Towel [14] ($14).
"F*ckity F*ck F*ck" Wine Glass
At just under $10, this "F*ckity F*ck F*ck" Wine Glass [15] ($9) is pretty hard to resist.
"You're Doing F*cking Great" Woven Dish Towel
This "You're Doing F*cking Great" Woven Dish Towel [16] ($13) will give your mom a boost of encouragement when her homemade dinner is going to sh*t before her very eyes.
"Don't F*ck Up the Table" Engraved Cork Coasters
These "Don't F*ck Up the Table" Engraved Cork Coasters [17] ($5-32) are also available in a circle shape, if you're not much of a square person.
"Shuh Duh Fuh Cup" Wine Glass
Unicorns may be a little overdone at this point, but there's no denying that this "Shuh Duh Fuh Cup" Wine Glass [18] ($11) is downright adorable.
"Having a Major Case of the F*ckits" Mug
This "Having a Major Case of the F*ckits" Mug [19] ($11) makes us say, "Same."
"F*ck It. Let's Get Takeout" Tea Towel
This "F*ck It. Let's Get Takeout" Tea Towel [20] ($9) is a big mood.
"Eff You See Kay" Spoon
This "Eff You See Kay" Spoon [21] ($18) is just censored enough to use in front of younger, oblivious kids.
"B*tch" Teacup
This light-pink "B*tch" Teacup [22] ($30) is as dainty and classy as can be.
"Cheers B*tches" Coasters
OK seriously, how effin' cute are these "Cheers B*tches" Coasters [23] ($20)?! (Answer: very).
"I *Fcking Hate Cooking" Salt and Pepper Set
Seasoning your meals just got a whole lot more entertaining, thanks to this "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Salt and Pepper Set [24] ($15).
"Caffeinated as F*ck" Spoon
Calling all coffee-obsessed mamas: this "Caffeinated as F*ck" Spoon [25] ($18) was made for you.
"Do Epic Sh*t" Upcycled Vintage Plate
This "Do Epic Sh*t" Upcycled Vintage Plate [26] ($20) is basically your (slightly more profane) everyday reminder to seize the day.
"F*ck Politeness" Stemless Wine Glass
There are tons of different color options for the cursive text on this "F*ck Politeness" Stemless Wine Glass [27] ($13), including lavender, gold glitter, and turquoise.
"Cluster F*ck" Dish Towel
If your kitchen's always a damn mess, this "Cluster F*ck" Dish Towel [28] ($11) will speak to your soul.
"I F*cking Hate Cooking" Round Plate
We'd happily eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner from this "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Round Plate [29] ($18).
"F*ck It Let’s Order Take Out" Dish Towel
Does this "F*ck It Let's Order Take Out" Dish Towel [30] ($14) flawlessly sum up your Thursday night mood or what?!
"Bad Ass B*tch" Vintage Teaspoon
Stirring your cup of java with this "Bad Ass B*tch" Vintage Teaspoon [31] ($18) will help you conquer every morning like a damn queen, no matter how sleep-deprived you may be.
"F*ck Housework" Teacup
This "F*ck Housework" Teacup [32] ($30) also comes in a pretty blue pattern.
"Get the Hell Out of My Kitchen" Dish Towel
Prefer cooking solo without any nagging interruptions? Then you definitely need this "Get the Hell Out of My Kitchen" Dish Towel [33] ($11).
"This Is F*cking Delicious" Oven Mitt
Use this "This Is F*cking Delicious" Oven Mitt [34] ($14) to safely remove your baked goods from the oven.
"Eat Up B*tches" Woven Dish Towel
We're loving the blue floral pattern of this "Eat Up B*tches" Woven Dish Towel [35] ($13).