I find that curse words and wine often go hand in hand. Whenever something stresses me the f*ck out (like, say, reading the news), I spew a profanity [1] to temporarily relieve said stress and then subsequently pour myself a glass of vino to further aid (see: distract from) the situation.
Since I know I'm not the only Chardonnay-loving lady [2] out there who curses like a damn sailor [3], I hunted down the perfect gift that caters to both of those guilty pleasures. Behold: curse word-adorned wine glasses. These clever alcohol vessels are taking over Etsy, featuring hilariously NSFW sayings like "Zero f*cks today" and "Be jolly & sh*t." Ahead, we've gathered the 14 cutest options to shop for your fellow swear word-user (or yourself!).
"F*ck" Wine Glass
This hand-painted "F*ck" Wine Glass [5] ($14) can be personalized. Talk about f*cking awesome customer service, am I right?
"Classy as F*ck" Wine Glass
You can order this stemless "Classy as F*ck" Wine Glass [6] ($8) with any colored lettering your heart desires — including neon and glittery options!
"Zero F*cks Today" Wine Glass
Ah, yes, the "Zero F*cks Today" Wine Glass [7] ($10). Synonyms include: the Friday at 5 p.m. Wine Glass.
"Abso-f*cking-lutely" Wine Glass
The "Abso-f*cking-lutely" Wine Glass [8] ($15) was made for downing Merlot at 8 p.m. after your toddler asks you to read them yet another bedtime story.
"Fresh Outta F*cks" Wine Glass
If you're feeling extra classy and sh*t, you can order the censored version of this glorious "Fresh Outta F*cks" Wine Glass [9] ($12).
"I Do Not Spew Profanities" Wine Glass
This "I Do Not Spew Profanities" Wine Glass [10] ($9-$10) features my ultimate life motto.
"I'm Not Always a B*tch" Wine Glass
If you really just want to sip your vino in peace, drinking it from this "I'm Not Always a B*tch" Wine Glass [11] ($18) will get the message across loud and clear.
"Be Jolly & Sh*t" Wine Glass
This "Be Jolly & Sh*t" Wine Glass [12] ($12) is so f*ckin' cute, I'd gladly use it well past the holiday season.
"F*ck It" Wine Glass
Even if you had the best damn day of your life, it's totally acceptable to fill this "F*ck It" Wine Glass [13] ($10) to the top level.
"Spec-f*cking-tacular" Wine Glass
Sip your Pinot Noir from this "Spec-f*cking-tacular" Wine Glass [14] ($15) after a fan-f*cking-tastic day at work.
"F*ckity F*ck" Wine Glass
In case you need something to really profess your love for swear words, this "F*ckity F*ck" Wine Glass [15] ($10) should do the trick.
"F*ck Off" Wine Glass
This "F*ck Off" Wine Glass [16] ($10) was made for antisocial wine-lovers who just want to chug their Pinot Noir alone.
"F*ck Politeness" Wine Glass
Well, this "F*ck Politeness" Wine Glass [17] ($12) sums things up quite nicely, don't you think?
"Classy as F*ck" Wine Glass
I'm 99 percent sure you're required to drink from this "Classy as F*ck" Wine Glass [18] ($12) with your pinky up.