Regardless of how you feel about your postbaby style, it's so much more fun to dress up tiny humans than it is to get dressed yourself. Before they can make an argument for wearing a cape to school you can dress them in cute baby onesies [1], and then, when they're old enough to decide it's their way or the highway, you can fill their closet [2] with adorable tees that will have them looking photo-ready no matter which they choose*.
Scroll through for 36 toddler tees with fun phrases and sayings that will totally rule your phone's photstream and social media accounts [3].
*We can't do anything about the cape thing, though. Sorry.
Nap So Hard
Nap So Hard Tee [4] ($34)
Hug Life
Hug Life Tee [5] ($25)
The Real Boss
The Real Boss Tee [6] ($22, originally $27)
Mama, You Are My Favorite Person to Wake Up at Night
Mama, You Are My Favorite Person to Wake Up at Night Tee [7] ($22)
Straight Outta Diapers
Straight Outta Diapers Tee [8] ($26)
I Run This Mother
I Run This Mother Tee [9] ($22)
Preschool Punk
Preschool Punk Tee [10] ($23)
I Make Mama's Heart Full
I Make Mama's Heart Full Tee [11] ($22)
Respect Your Mother
Respect Your Mother Tee [12] ($25)
Trouble
Trouble Tee [13] ($23)
Baby Bird
Baby Bird Tee [14] ($25)
Fee Fi Fo Fum
Fee Fi Fo Fum Tee [15] ($40)
Golden Child
Golden Child Tee [16] ($34)
Straight Outta Preschool
Straight Outta Preschool Tee [17] ($26)
I Think I'm Gonna Kick It With My Mom Today
I Think I'm Gonna Kick It With My Mom Today Tee [18] ($26)
Fed + Dressed
Fed + Dressed Tee [19] ($25)
Mini
Mini Tee [20] ($19)
High Fives and Good Vibes
High Fives and Good Vibes Tee [21] ($25)
Mini Mom
Mini Mom Tee [22] ($25)
Second Star to the RIght and Straight on 'Til Morning
Second Star to the RIght and Straight on 'Til Morning Tee [23] ($24)
Day Dreamer, Make Believer
Day Dreamer, Make Believer Tee [24] ($15, originally $21)
The Snuggle Is Real
The Snuggle Is Real Tee [25] ($25)
Mama Is My Sunshine and All of My Stars
Mama Is My Sunshine and All of My Stars Tee [26] ($15, originally $22)
Mom, Tell Me About the '90s
Mom, Tell Me About the '90s Tee [27] ($25)
I Wish I Was a Little Bit Taller
I Wish I Was a Little Bit Taller Tee [28] ($24)
I'm Not Tired
I'm Not Tired Tee [29] ($22)
Juice First, Questions Later
Juice First, Questions Later Tee [30] ($26)
I Am Loved
I Am Loved Tee [31] ($22)
My Mom Needs Caffeine
My Mom Needs Caffeine Tee [32] ($19)
Homebody
Homebody Tee [33] ($26)
Sharing Is Caring
Sharing Is Caring Tee [34] ($12, originally $22)
Rules Don't Apply to Me
Rules Don't Apply to Me Tee [35] ($22, originally $27)
Baby Bear
Baby Bear Tee [36] ($34)
Wild Little Cub
Wild Little Cub Tee [37] ($22)
Mom's #MCM
Mom's #MCM Tee [38] ($18)
Epic Kid
Epic Kid Tee [39] ($18)