Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if dads produced breast milk? Well, Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee (aka MC Doula), the dynamic duo who make up The Pump and Dump comedy show, imagined a world filled with milk-producing men and it's hilarious. In the song "If Daddies Made Milk," they sing about a world where "nursing would be an Olympic sport, to measure how far their nipples could squirt," and nipple cream would be "paid for by the government." The two childhood friends sip on wine and keep the crowd laughing as they joke about how dads would never have to search for a place to breastfeed because there would be an endless line of benches on the street.
Not only is the the video beyond funny, but it's seriously catchy. It's a minute-and-a-half of comedic relief from the realities of nursing and motherhood. In a world where breastfeeding moms are constantly judged, it's something hysterical that's totally necessary. We'll pump to that!