In case you missed it, Etsy is a freakin' GOLDMINE for quirky finds, from one-of-a-kind jewelry [1] and cute beauty products [2] to tantalizing candles [3] and Disney-themed jackets [4]. Oh, and how could we possibly forget the coffee mugs?
The online retailer is positively flooded with tons of adorable java-toting vessels, so we combed through them all to find the most hilarious ones for sassy moms with a sense of humor — and a love for F-bombs [5]. Shop the mugs ahead for your mom or a friend (or yourself!).
"Rise and Shine" Mug
Start every morning on the right foot with this "Rise and Shine" Mug [7] ($15).
"Just Kidding" Mug
This "Just Kidding" Mug [8] ($14-16) is the epitome of sassy — and we love it!
"There's Wine in Here" Mug
Hah! This "There's Wine in Here" Mug [9] ($13-15) preaches the damn truth.
"Sit Next to Me" Mug
We're loving the cute floral detailing on this "Sit Next to Me" Mug [10] ($15-19).
"My Nickname" Mug
Hah! How funny is this "My Nickname" Mug [11] ($19-22)?
"Shuh Duh Fuh Cup" Mug
Read the words on this "Shuh Duh Fuh Cup" Mug [12] ($11-17) aloud, and you'll instantly understand why we love it so much.
"Early Bird" Mug
If you're not much of a morning person, this "Early Bird" Mug [13] ($16) was made for you.
"Adorable Badass" Mug
The fonts on this "Adorable Badass" Mug [14] ($14-16) are too darn cute.
"Ray of F*cking Sunshine" Mug
This gold "Ray of F*cking Sunshine" Mug [15] ($14) is so pretty, it could also double as desktop decor.
"Personally Victimized" Mug
This blunt "Personally Victimized" Mug [16] ($22) is perfect for anyone raising a toddler.
"Go Step on a Lego" Mug
If you just want to enjoy your coffee in peace, use this "Go Step on a Lego" Mug [17] ($13-16).
"Shut the F*ck Up" Mug
Well damn! This "Shut the F*ck Up" Mug [18] ($13-16) certainly sends a strong message.
"Please Return to Mom" Mug
This "Please Return to Mom" Mug [19] ($13-17) was made for sleep-deprived mamas [20].
"I Like Long Romantic Walks" Mug
If Target is truly your happy place, this "I Like Long Romantic Walks" Mug [21] ($14-17) is right up your aisle, erm, alley.
"Mombie" Mug
Caffeine-dependent moms will love this on point "Mombie" Mug [22] ($14).
"A Fun Thing" Mug
Sip your java from this "A Fun Thing" Mug [23] ($14-16) if you simply can't be bothered in the mornings.
"A Sh*t Ton of Coffee" Mug
This "A Sh*t Ton of Coffee" Mug [24] ($14-16) was made with potty-mouthed moms in mind.
"Yummmmm Coffee" Mug
LOL, this "Yummmmm Coffee" Mug [25] ($16) is ever-so-slightly NSFW.