This post was originally published by Suzanne Fleet, the writer and humorist behind the award-winning blog Toulouse and Tonic [1], and mom to two stinky boys, who together with her good-natured husband, give her loads of funny writing material.

Think mom is above rocking a sexy costume for trick-or-treating this year? Think again. This Halloween [2], your mother has got it going on. But she's not interested in being the sexy Big Bad Wolf [3] or a sexy Deckhand [4] because she's got her own hot costume just for moms [5], and surprise — she's been wearing it all along.

Don't stop at the photos below or you'll miss out on most of the "sexiness!" There are lots more sexy Halloween costumes for moms [6] on Suzanne's blog. And the costume descriptions are more than half the fun!

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Suzanne Fleet is one of POPSUGAR's Top 25 Funny Moms and a contributor to Huffington Post and Today.com, as well as a proud coauthor of the bestselling books I Just Want to Pee Alone, I Just Want to Be Alone, and You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth. She's currently working on her own book of essays about motherhood and marriage.

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