There are a ton of funny moms [1] on the internet, but it seems that Twitter is the place where funny dads reign supreme. From recounting converstations between them and their children [2] to making bold statements about how they feel about having kids [3], these dads are cracking us up.

For a little bit of dark humor, a touch of all-too-realness, and a ton of parenting one-liners, read through these 25 hilarious dad tweets.