Parents, it's time to collectively acknowledge that we're on Santa's naughty list, and Elf on the Shelf might be to blame. At the beginning of the month, the annual tradition is fun [1]! Keeping up with all the exciting spots to place Santa's little friend [2] — which remarkably always has the kids on their best behavior [3] — is great, but after three weeks of elfing around [4], we're tired, and so is the elf. Our set-ups have been slacking [5] and we could really use some new ideas [6] . . . so, what's the one thing that revives even the sh*ttiest of situations? Everyone together — WINE!
For the times when you need a reminder [7] to "move that effing elf," or when you just need a bit of liquid encouragement for dealing with "that damn elf," we've got your back. Ahead, shop 14 Elf on the Shelf-inspired wine glasses that will keep you afloat until he rides back with Santa on Christmas Eve (not like we're counting down or anything).
Because the Elf Don't Shelf Itself Wine Glass
Because the Elf Don't Shelf Itself Wine Glass [9] ($19)
Stemless Wine Glass Because That Damn Elf
Stemless Wine Glass Because That Damn Elf [10] ($10)
Holiday Wine Glass Because Elf on the Shelf
Holiday Wine Glass Because Elf on the Shelf [11] ($12)
Elf Wine Glass
Elf Wine Glass [12] ($11)
Move the Damn Elf Christmas Wine Glass
Move the Damn Elf Christmas Wine Glass [13] ($10)
Because Elf on the Shelf Wine Glass
Because Elf on the Shelf Wine Glass [14] ($9)
Move the Damn Elf Reminder Wine Glass
Move the Damn Elf Reminder Wine Glass [15] ($10)
Elf on the Shelf Wine Glass
Elf on the Shelf Wine Glass [16] ($9)
The Elf Made Me Do It Acrylic Tumbler
The Elf Made Me Do It Insulated Acrylic Tumbler Stemless Wine Glass With Lid [17] ($25)
Move That Effing Elf Glitter-Dipped Stemless Wine Glass
Move That Effing Elf Glitter-Dipped Stemless Wine Glass [18] ($15)
Don't Forget to Move the Damn Elf Funny Christmas Wine Glass
Don't Forget to Move the Damn Elf Funny Christmas Wine Glass [19] ($10)
This Damn Elf Isn't Going to Move Itself Stemless Wine Glass
This Damn Elf Isn't Going to Move Itself Stemless Wine Glass [20] ($10)
Wine Glass With Elf on the Shelf
Wine Glass With Elf on the Shelf [21] ($18)
Because Elf on the Shelf Holiday Wine Glass
Because Elf on the Shelf Holiday Wine Glass [22] ($5)