"Roses are red, violets are blue . . . " Valentine's Day cards were once a simple and cheesy way to express your love for another — heck, they still are — but like most things, kids have come in and ruined them. However, we're going to argue that these love notes have been ruined in the best way possible: inappropriately.
Read through for 14 bizarre and hilarious valentines that kids have made.
Happy "Val-in-Tits Day," Mom!
Indeed.
I hope your, um — you feel better, Valentine.
*Face palm [1].*
Love vs. "cars."
I mean, Evan's drawing isn't exactly "wrong."
I hope nothing ever happens to you, Valentine.
Comforting . . .
Arrow through the . . . head?
Whoops.
Happy Valentine's Day . . .
. . . Love, Poop.
I love Mom better than you, Dad.
Nice, kid.
Happy anniversary, but . . .
Well, this is awkward.
P.S. "I hate you!"
A little harsh, Jonas.
I love you very much!
". . . You are lucky you are alive."
I love you . . .
. . . Sometimes.
Love you with all my . . . butt.
"I would say heart but my butt is bigger."
Thank you, Mom.
"For making me food so I don't die."
Roses are red, violets are . . . red?
Apparently everything is red.
H/t, Imgur [2].