Give a child a crayon and a piece of paper, and anything can happen. Really — anything. We couldn't stop laughing over these 10 kiddie creations that deserve their own place of honor in the scrapbook (but maybe shouldn't be shown to Grandma and Grandpa).

Well, That's Certainly Not in the Curriculum . . .

Perhaps this kid was a Breaking Bad fan?

Medusa

Now we're dying to see what his real hair looks like.

Hulk Smashes the Kardashians

No question how this one feels about reality TV.

Is That Your Tail, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Come on, you know you thought the same thing.

Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter

That's a cupcake train. Obviously!

They've Got Swag

"Is this how you spell 'swing'?"

"Jeuse"

Taken from the little-known biblical story of Jesus with the puppy ears.

What's in Your Fruit Bowl?

We've never seen a peach quite like this.

Just a Bit Too Much Detail

We're guessing he's going through the "intro to anatomy" phase.

This Girl's Killing It

She does own the Internet, after all.