Kids don't just say the darndest things, they also write them! From well-intentioned (but completely misspelled!) messages from little hands to sassy and sarcastic [1] threats from "charming" tweens, some lucky fathers were the proud recipients of these priceless notes. Thanks to social media and these dads' willingness to share [2], we can laugh at the little one who left his dad a very serious warning about touching any Halloween [3] candy and the kid who just really wanted to read Harry Potter [4]!