These Tea Towels Are Family-Friendly, Sure, but They're Still Made For Sassy Moms

Aug 9 2018 - 10:55am

Picture this scene: a mom in her kitchen, elbow-deep in soapy dish water, her kids spilling Cheerios and Goldfish crackers in a trail behind them as they run around the table, which is stacked high with macaroni-and-cheese-crusted bowls from her kids' dinner hours ago. Sound like a familiar scenario? Yeah, we thought so.

Even though this is the chaos we can normally find in our own kitchens basically every day of the week, we've found a way to make this scene much less bleak. Ellembee Home tea towels [1] — "funniest. tea towels. ever." — which have sayings on them that are made for sassy moms' kitchens. These hilarious tea towels pack the punch of a good one-liner while remaining (mostly) family-friendly. (If you're looking for something a little more, ahem, crass, then these curse-word dish towels [2] are the ones for you).

So gift one to yourself, gift one to your mom friend, gift one to your own mom — it'll be a hit present no matter what the occasion. Ahead, find our favorite towels from the brand, which you can add to cart and purchase online now.

If Target Had a Bar Tea Towel

If Target Had a Bar Tea Towel [4] ($12)

Coffee Before Talkie Tea Towel

Coffee Before Talkie Tea Towel [5] ($12)

Tired as a Mother Tea Towel

Tired as a Mother Tea Towel [6] ($12)

Welcome to the Sh*t Show Tea Towel

Welcome to the Sh*t Show Tea Towel [7] ($12)

Coffee's Creation Tea Towel

Coffee's Creation Tea Towel [8] ($12)

Hot Mess Tea Towel

Hot Mess Tea Towel [9] ($12)

Wine and Chicken Nuggets Tea Towel

Wine and Chicken Nuggets Tea Towel [10] ($12)

But Did You Die Tea Towel

But Did You Die Tea Towel [11] ($12)

Wine-Lover Tea Towel

Wine-Lover Tea Towel [12] ($12)

Cleaning the House Tea Towel

Cleaning the House Tea Towel [13] ($12)

Umm . . . Yeah, No. Tea Towel

Umm . . . Yeah, No. Tea Towel [14] ($12)

Making Up For Lost Time Tea Towel

Making Up For Lost Time Tea Towel [15] ($12)

Morning Conversations Tea Towel

Morning Conversations Tea Towel [16] ($12)

Chardonnay Tea Towel

Chardonnay Tea Towel [17] ($12)

Coffee and Wine Tea Towel

($12)

Links:
[1] https://ellembeehome.com/
[2] https://www.popsugar.com/family/Curse-Word-Dish-Towels-44335655
[3] https://www.popsugar.com/family/Curse-Word-Dish-Towels-44335655
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[5] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/coffee-before-talkie-flour-sack-tea-towel?ref=popsugar.com
[6] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/tired-as-a-mother?ref=popsugar.com
[7] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/welcome-to-the-shit-show-flour-sack-tea-towel?ref=popsugar.com
[8] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/i-would-like-to-thank-whoever-saw-the-coffee-bean-and-thought-hey-if-i-smash-that-and-mix-it-with-water-it-will-be-awesome-flour-sack-tea-towel?ref=popsugar.com
[9] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/hot-mess-flour-sack-tea-towel?ref=popsugar.com
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[11] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/but-did-you-die?ref=popsugar.com
[12] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/whoever-says-im-hard-to-buy-for-clearly-doesnt-know-where-to-buy-wine?ref=popsugar.com
[13] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/copy-of-merica-flour-sack-tea-towel?ref=popsugar.com
[14] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/umm-yeah-no?ref=popsugar.com
[15] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/i-only-drink-this-much-to-make-up-for-lost-time-when-i-was-pregnant-flour-sack-tea-towel?ref=popsugar.com
[16] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/a-good-thing-to-do-in-the-morning-is-not-talk-to-me?ref=popsugar.com
[17] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/chardonnay-take-me-away-flour-sack-tea-towel?ref=popsugar.com
[18] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/life-coaches-flour-sack-tea-towel
[19] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/everyones-all-like-this-wine-pairs-well-with-brie-and-lobster-and-im-all-like-which-one-pairs-well-with-pizza-rolls?ref=popsugar.com
[20] https://ellembeehome.com/collections/tea-towels/products/the-pillsbury-dougboy-is-my-spirit-animal?ref=popsugar.com

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