Kids are natural-born comedians [1], so it's always hilarious when they test out their new material at home. Chances are you're biased when it comes to your own kid, but you have to admit . . . they're pretty darn funny, even if their stand-up routine sometimes leaves you scratching your head. So why not help your aspiring Kevin Hart [2] or Amy Schumer [3] nab the title of Class Clown [4] this Winter? Next time your mini me makes you LOL at breakfast, return the favor with one of these holiday-themed riddles [5]. Not only will you share a good laugh together, but you'll also help them give joy to the world (and you).

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1. "What do Santa's elves learn at school?" [7] Answer: "The Elfabet."
2. "What do Santa's elves drive?" Answer: "Minivans."
3. "What does Santa like to do in the garden?" Answer: "Hoe, hoe, hoe!"
4. "What do Santa's elves drink?" Answer: "Minnesoda."
5. "What is Claustrophobia?" Answer: "The fear of Santa Claus."
6. "What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?" Answer: "Snowflakes."
7. "What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?" Answer: "Sandy Claws."
8. "Where does the snowman hide his money?" Answer: "In the snow bank."
9. "What kind of cars do elves drive?" Answer: "Toy-otas."
10. "Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?" Answer: "It needed to be trimmed."
11. "What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?" Answer: "A Holly Davidson."
12. "What do you call a bankrupt Santa?" Answer: "Saint Nickel-less."
13. "What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?" Answer: "A pineapple!"
14. "What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?" Answer: "Silent Night."
15. "What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?" Answer: "Ice cream."
16. "Why do mummies like the holidays?" Answer: "Because of all the wrapping!"
17. "Why don't aliens celebrate Christmas?" Answer: "Because they don't want to give away their presence."
18. "When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?" Answer: "Every year!"
19. "Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?" Answer: "Because he is so cool!"
20. "Which reindeer likes to clean?" Answer: "Comet."
21. "Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?" [8] Answer: "Because it was Decembrrrrr!"
22. "What do you get if you mix a vampire with a snowman?" Answer: "Frostbite!"
23. "What does Mrs. Claus say when there are clouds in the sky?" Answer: "It looks like rain, deer."
24. "What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?" Answer: "A chill pill."
25. "Why didn't Rudolph get a good report card?" Answer: "Because he went down in History."