Your Dog Will 100% Hate You For Putting Them in One of These Mermaid Life Jackets

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Welp, today in "funny dog products your pooch will secretly loathe you for purchasing" news, mermaid-inspired life jackets for dogs exist, and they're just as flippin' adorable as you'd imagine. Currently sold on Amazon in four different sizes, the flotation devices are made of a shimmery, scaly blue or pink material and feature a prominent tail that floats on the water's surface as your pup paddles along. Each jacket comes equipped with adjustable buckles and velcro to get the perfect fit for your furry friend, in addition to a top handle so you can easily remove them from the water if need be.

Whether your pet is learning to swim, hanging with you in the pool, joining in on your kayak adventures, or riding along in a boat, these mermaid life jackets are a great option for keeping them afloat and safe. Sure, your dog will likely side-eye the heck out of you as soon as you strap 'em in, but hey, do it for the 'gram, right? Ahead, shop the hysterical life jackets in all their Princess Ariel-approved glory.

This Duo of Pups Make a Strong Case For Investing in a Mermaid Life Jacket
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This Duo of Pups Make a Strong Case For Investing in a Mermaid Life Jacket

This Doggo Looks Surprisingly OK With Being Strapped Into One
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This Doggo Looks Surprisingly OK With Being Strapped Into One

Meanwhile, This One Looks . . . Not Too Thrilled
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Meanwhile, This One Looks . . . Not Too Thrilled

The Flotation Device Comes Equipped With Nifty Safety Features
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The Flotation Device Comes Equipped With Nifty Safety Features