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Mom's "First Day of Freedom" Photo Blows Your Kid's School Picture Out of the Water

Aug 25 2016 - 8:22am

Meghan Oeser is a stay-at-home mom with six kids whom she loves very much. But she's had enough. They're going back to school, and the hilarious mom couldn't be happier [1], so instead of photographing her kids on the first day [2] of school, she decided to take a picture of herself [3] to mark "Mom's First Day of Freedom" (featuring one of those adorable signs full of stats about herself).

"I love the sh*t out of my kids," she wrote in a blog post featuring the photo. "I'm not saying I don't love staying home, but EFF ME!!! Sometimes I feel I'd give a left nip to be able to head to an office . . . interact with adult human beings who typically enjoy other 'adult' conversations. I'm TIRED of f*cking singing 'Let it Go.' I'm tired of looking at their poop because it slightly resembles Sheepy from Doc McStuffins, and wiping sh*tty buttholes. I'm over sippy cups. They all f*cking leak. The 800 outfit changes . . . UGHHHHHH!!!"

Well, the long days of sippy cups and looking at poop have now been resigned to the nighttime hours, and Meghan is embracing her daytime freedom [4]. In fact, she's loving it so much that when we asked her if it was OK to share her photo, she actually delayed getting back to us because she was taking a nap! She told POPSUGAR Moms: "I suppose with my newfound freedom I should look into that whole cooking and cleaning thing that I see other women talk about. As for right now though? Naps will do."

Sounds like freedom is suiting her just fine.


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