Kids really do say the darnedest things. This video takes viewers along for the daily emotional roller coaster that moms know all too well. Author Johanna Stein strapped a camera to her head and let us in on the hilarious and inadvertently insulting things that her 4-year-old daughter says during their morning routine. Among the gems are "Your breath smells like a fart" and "Hey, Momma, are you going to make yourself pretty today, or are you going to look like you always do?"