If you're anything like us, you feel the whole ugly Christmas sweater [1] thing has gotten completely out of whack. Not because they're ubiquitous — we love when people get in the Christmas spirit [2] — but because they're not even ugly (save for a single Christmas Tree sweatshirt [3] we found this year).
If you're looking to really grab some attention at your holiday party, then may we introduce the next iteration in the festive apparel department: the ugly Christmas vest, brought to you by none other than Target.
Men's Costume Ugly Christmas Zip Sweater Vest, Long Sleeve Tee
Men's Costume Ugly Christmas Zip Sweater Vest, Long Sleeve Tee [5] ($24)
Women's Costume Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest
Women's Costume Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest [6] ($30)