Google Autocomplete Hilariously Reveals What Parents Really Search For Most

We've all been there – stumped for an answer but perhaps too exhausted (or, let's be honest, embarrassed) to ask a trusted friend, we turn to the one place we know will give us exactly what we need without judgment: Google.

Thanks to Google's "autocomplete" functionality — in which the search engine guesses what you're searching for as you're typing, based on what the rest of the world searches most frequently — we can get those answers in near-lightning speed . . . but not without a few head-scratching, stomach-turning, LOL-inducing looks at what the rest of the parents out there are really wondering.

We took the liberty of plugging in a few oft-used phrases to see what moms, dads, and their internet-savvy kids are googling. We're not entirely sure you want to know what happens when you type "where does my kid . . . ," but we're going to show you anyway.

Unlimited pancakes are nothing to sneeze at.
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Unlimited pancakes are nothing to sneeze at.

If you have to ask, it's probably not a good idea.
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If you have to ask, it's probably not a good idea.

When it's time to finally spring for a calendar.
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When it's time to finally spring for a calendar.

Hint: they probably fight because of all the homeschooling.
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Hint: they probably fight because of all the homeschooling.

It doesn't get more dejecting than this.
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It doesn't get more dejecting than this.

Watch your back — they're on to you!
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Watch your back — they're on to you!

Clearly, Google knows your kids better than you do.
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Clearly, Google knows your kids better than you do.

Who really needs a doctor, anyway?
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Who really needs a doctor, anyway?

Not your most shining of parenting moments.
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Not your most shining of parenting moments.

Some questions are best left unanswered.
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Some questions are best left unanswered.