Gigantic unicorn pool floats [1] are cool and all, but I just discovered a pool accessory that caters to my one true love in life [2] — wine, duh. While aimlessly scrolling through Amazon and simultaneously daydreaming about Summer, as one does in the wretched throes of Winter, I stumbled upon the wine bottle-shaped pool float [3] of my damn dreams, and now I'm sitting here wondering why time travel isn't a thing because I need it to be Summer ASAP.
This inflatable raft is 7.5 feet long and looks comfortable (and Instagrammable) as heck. I may live in a tiny NYC apartment with no pool access, but you can bet your a** my chardonnay-loving self would schlep my way to a public pool just so I could use this thing. Read on to snag your own wine bottle pool float before it sells out on Amazon, and then keep browsing to see a few of the other alcohol-related raft options the internet has to offer. Hurry up, Summer!
Bottle of Wine Pool Raft
This Bottle of Wine Pool Raft [5] ($30) has us dreaming of Summer afternoons in the sun — with a real bottle nearby.
Rosé Wine Bottle Float
This millennial pink Rosé Wine Bottle Float [6] ($30) was made for Instagramming.
Champagne Bottle Pool Float
Relaxing on this Champagne Bottle Pool Float [7] ($50) will definitely get you in the mood for some bubbly.
Rosé Bottle Pool Float
Guys, this Rosé Bottle Pool Float [8] ($25) even has little bubbles on it. How cute!
Rosé Floaté Raft
I may buy this Rosé Floaté Raft [9] ($40) solely because the name is so genius.