Amy Schumer’s Family Made Her a Vagina Cake, and I Need My Eye Drops Because This Can’t Be Right

Having been to a number of baby showers in my life, I sort of thought the worst things got — or could get — was the diaper game. You know, where people smear various chocolate bars into diapers and force unsuspecting guests to sniff them and guess the candy, ultimately ruining candy forever. But of course things can get worse, especially if you're Amy Schumer. The mom-to-be has always kept it real with respect to her pregnancy, and this cake, in all of its horrifying glory, is certainly not something she was going to hide from Instagram.

The caption reads: "My sister in law. And I can't stress that enough IN LAW. surprised me with a horrifying cake and i can't thank her enough. So I won't thank her at all. @mofischhh something is truly wrong with you and i love you." It's certainly, um, unique, and really the only question we have is, Who did they find to make this thing?