2. Body Language

"Chocolate is c*ck-o-lit." — Lisa B.

"My 4-year-old twins love the show Wallykazam. The opening song starts, 'Wally found a stick, waved it in the air . . . ' My daughter can't get the 'st' in stick out so it comes out, 'Wally found a d*ck.' It's actually pretty hilarious." — Whitney O.

"My one son would say vagina instead of lasagna." — Sarah M.

"Instead of saying naked, my granddaughter would say naken. I love it though." — Tina B.

"My son mispronounces direction as erection." — Kelsey K.

"My 2-year-old loves doughnut holes. [The] problem is that he calls them butt holes. It gets a bit dicey in the grocery store." — Erica H.

"My 4-year-old son can't pronounce scooter or crocs. So he says I want to wear my blue cox when I ride my cooter." — Kara S.

"When my 2-year-old says movie, it sounds like booby." — Amanda K.

"My son was yelling at his big brother and said he was d*ckless. I was like, 'WHAT?!' As he repeated it slower, I found out he was trying to say ridiculous." — Jennifer D.

"My daughter used to call Hello Kitty 'Hello T*tty.'" — Rachael N.

"Clock is always missing an L." — Angela W.