Hilarious Gifts For Moms With Potty Mouths — and They’re All Under $25

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We all have that one (or two, or three) friends — or maybe it's you! — who love cuss words about as much as they love anything. Life calls for a good F-bomb every once in a while, but once you become a mom, swearing can feel like a cathartic love language that helps get you through each sh*t storm of a day. Whether you're the type to string expletives together under your breath as your kids destroy the room you just cleaned, or you have a mom friend who uses f*ck about as much as any other word, these gifts are for you and your crew.

And the best part? Everything's under $25, because budgeting can be f*cking hard.

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Almost Pulled a Muscle Trying to Give a F*ck Shirt
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Almost Pulled a Muscle Trying to Give a F*ck Shirt

This Almost Pulled a Muscle Trying to Give a F*ck Shirt ($17) lets people know how hard you're working out . . . kinda.

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Do Not Give a F*ck Mug

Do Not Give a F*ck Mug

The Do Not Give a F*ck Mug ($11-18) may feature pretty fonts and flowers, but it still sends a clear message.

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Are You F*cking Kidding Me Pin
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Are You F*cking Kidding Me Pin

Get her this Are You F*cking Kidding Me Pin ($11) to add to the lapel of her favorite jacket (Maybe the one she wears to brave the school drop-off line?).

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F*ckity F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Shirt
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F*ckity F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Shirt

Sometimes a string of f*cks, like on this F*ckity F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Shirt ($21) is just what the doctor ordered.

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Fresh Out of F*cks Mug
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Fresh Out of F*cks Mug

This Fresh Out of F*cks Mug ($15) is perfect for when she's, well, fresh out of f*cks.

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Friday Is My Second Favorite F-Word
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Friday Is My Second Favorite F-Word

Let mom proclaim her love of F words with this Friday Is My Second Favorite F-Word Tee ($23).

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Mom AF Pocket V-Neck Tee Shirt
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Mom AF Pocket V-Neck Tee Shirt

This Mom AF Pocket V-Neck Tee Shirt ($14) is such a perfect gift.

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Loving Mother Mug
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Loving Mother Mug

This Loving Mother Mug ($15) proves you can wear many hats.

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F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Sticky Tape
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F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Sticky Tape

Gift her with this F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Sticky Tape ($12) for her own gift-wrapping ventures, or just to use as an everyday tape.

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F*ck Definition Mug
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F*ck Definition Mug

This self-explanatory F*ck Definition Mug ($14) will be her favorite thing to drink her coffee from.

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No F*cks Given Tank
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No F*cks Given Tank

This No F*cks Given Tank ($22) ensures everyone understands what you're about at first glance.

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F*ck Off Mug
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F*ck Off Mug

The F*ck Off Mug ($14-17) is another winner for antimorning mamas.

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Shut the F*ck Up Mug
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Shut the F*ck Up Mug

One sip from this pretty Shut the F*ck Up Mug ($13-16) and mom will never use another coffee mug again.

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"Don't F*ck Up the Table" Coasters
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"Don't F*ck Up the Table" Coasters

Keep your table ring-free with these "Don't F*ck Up the Table" Coasters ($20).

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Profanities Mug
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Profanities Mug

This Profanities Mug ($14) has a message that makes us laugh.

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"I Want a F*cking Pizza" Dish Towel
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"I Want a F*cking Pizza" Dish Towel

We could all use a Pizza Angel to come down and bless our kitchens with a few large pies. The "I Want a F*cking Pizza" Dish Towel ($11) is here with open arms slices.

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I'm F*cking Magical Mug
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I'm F*cking Magical Mug

Your mom friend will wake up feeling like a damn unicorn every morning if she has this I'm F*cking Magical Mug ($13-17) to look forward to.

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I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap
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I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap

Either wrap her gift in this I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap ($12), or get her a few sheets for when she needs to send a present to someone she f*cking loves.

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Carpe That F*cking Diem Tee
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Carpe That F*cking Diem Tee

Make the f*cking most of each day with this Carpe That F*cking Diem Tee ($25).

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F*cking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans
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F*cking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans

These F*cking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans ($13) come in the cutest packaging and would make a great hostess gift or stocking stuffer.

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"Having a Major Case of the F*ckits" Mug

"Having a Major Case of the F*ckits" Mug

This "Having a Major Case of the F*ckits" Mug ($11) makes us say, "Same."

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Getting Sh*t Done Notepad
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Getting Sh*t Done Notepad

Help her feel enthusiastic about her growing to-do list with this Getting Sh*t Done Notepad ($10).

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Have a Cup of STFU Mug
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Have a Cup of STFU Mug

This Have a Cup of STFU Mug ($17) sends a clear message.

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Only the Best Moms Use the F Word Mug
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Only the Best Moms Use the F Word Mug

We'd argue that this Only the Best Moms Use the F Word Mug ($14) isn't wrong at all.

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Zero Fox Given Mug
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Zero Fox Given Mug

This Zero Fox Given Mug ($13) has a subtle yet clear message.

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Badass Mama Mug
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Badass Mama Mug

Because every mama's a badass, every mom should have this Badass Mama Mug ($12).

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I Have Kids Vinyl Decal
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I Have Kids Vinyl Decal

Forget stick figure family stickers; this I Have Kids Vinyl Decal ($5) is freakin' hilarious.

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You're Awesome, Keep That Sh*t Up Mug
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You're Awesome, Keep That Sh*t Up Mug

Tell mom she's awesome with this You're Awesome, Keep That Sh*t Up Mug ($7).

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Badass Mama Shirt
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Badass Mama Shirt

Tell it like it is by wearing this Badass Mama Shirt ($24) proudly.

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Tiny Person's Snack Bitch Tumbler
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Tiny Person's Snack Bitch Tumbler

Well, ain't this Tiny Person's Snack Bitch Tumbler ($22) the truth?

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Welcome To The Sh*t Show Coffee Mug
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Welcome To The Sh*t Show Coffee Mug

This Welcome To The Sh*t Show Coffee Mug ($16) is the perfect new mom gift.

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"You're Doing F*cking Great!" Dish Towel
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"You're Doing F*cking Great!" Dish Towel

Have to bribe your kids to eat their vegetables? The "You're Doing F*cking Great!" Dish Towel ($13) is a reminder that your sauteed broccoli is f*cking delicious, regardless of your kid's preference for mac and cheese.

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F*ck This Sh*t Mug

F*ck This Sh*t Mug

Behold: the F*ck This Sh*t Mug ($14-18), aka the fanciest and sassiest mug we've ever seen.

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Maybe Swearing Will Help Quote Print
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Maybe Swearing Will Help Quote Print

When in doubt, swear. This Maybe Swearing Will Help Quote Print ($2) is too cute to pass up.

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Sh*t Show Cotton Canvas Tote
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Sh*t Show Cotton Canvas Tote

Forget a baby bag: your favorite sweary mom needs this Sh*t Show Cotton Canvas Tote ($20) for carrying the essentials.

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F*ckity F*ck Mug
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F*ckity F*ck Mug

If mom's in a pickle and truly at a loss for words, she can simply sit back and sip from the F*ckity F*ck Mug ($11) while watching things go to sh*t.

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Fancy as F*ck Mug
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Fancy as F*ck Mug

I honestly think coffee may taste better when sipped from this Fancy as F*ck Mug ($9).

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Get Sh*t Done Candle
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Get Sh*t Done Candle

Light this Get Sh*t Done Candle ($20) when you need to get through that to-do list, and fast!

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Groceries and Sh*t Tote Bag
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Groceries and Sh*t Tote Bag

She can throw all her groceries and sh*t in this Tote Bag ($20).

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F*ck Mug
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F*ck Mug

Sometimes one word can truly say it all, and the F*ck Mug ($20) flawlessly proves that point.

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F*ck Off Travel Mug
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F*ck Off Travel Mug

Sometimes simplicity is the best, like this F*ck Off travel mug ($22).

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Get Sh*t Done Before the Baby Comes Notepad
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Get Sh*t Done Before the Baby Comes Notepad

This Get Sh*t Done Before the Baby Comes Notepad ($9) is perfect for your expecting mom friend.

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Great Job Mug
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Great Job Mug

Tell mom she's doing a great f*cking job with this Swear Mug ($17).

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Gold Foil Print
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Gold Foil Print

This Gold Foil Print ($5) is for all the wise women out there.

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This Mom Drops the F-Bomb a Lot Shirt
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This Mom Drops the F-Bomb a Lot Shirt

Tell it like it is with this This Mom Drops the F-Bomb a Lot Shirt ($25).

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Mother of the F*cking Year Mug
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Mother of the F*cking Year Mug

Share your accomplishments with the whole world, thanks to this Mother of the F*cking Year Mug ($14).

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Badass Isn't a Job Title Travel Mug
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Badass Isn't a Job Title Travel Mug

Because everyone needs a travel coffee mug, this Badass Isn't a Job Title Travel Mug ($18) is a no-brainer gift.

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Classy but I Cuss a Little Tote
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Classy but I Cuss a Little Tote

This Classy but I Cuss a Little Tote ($20) is the perfect size for running errands or packing a few groceries into.

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No F*cks Travel Coffee Mug
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No F*cks Travel Coffee Mug

This No F*cks Travel Coffee Mug ($17) is perfect for school drop-off or mom's commute.

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Badass Mom Oversized Sweater
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Badass Mom Oversized Sweater

Allow her to display her status proudly with this Badass Mom Oversized Sweater ($22).

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My Kids Are The Sh*t Mug
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My Kids Are The Sh*t Mug

This My Kids Are The Sh*t Mug ($12) is for the mom who knows her and her kiddos are awesome.

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Badass Mom Soy Candle
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Badass Mom Soy Candle

Mom can light this Badass Mom Soy Candle ($16) whenever she needs to remind herself she's a badass.

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Badass Mom Wine Glass
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Badass Mom Wine Glass

She can enjoy her "mommy juice" in this Badass Mom Wine Glass ($10).

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World's Most Badass Mom Mug
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World's Most Badass Mom Mug

Give her an ego boost with this World's Most Badass Mom Mug ($13).

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Reminder Notepad
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Reminder Notepad

This Reminder Notepad ($4) is essential for any mom who can't remember what she had for breakfast, let alone what she needed to get at the grocery store.

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No F*cks To Give Travel Mug
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No F*cks To Give Travel Mug

Cat-lovers and moms alike will love the No F*cks To Give travel mug ($17).

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Pardon My French Card
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Pardon My French Card

Grab them a few of these blank Pardon My French Cards ($5) to keep around the house for when they need to send some snail mail.

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Swear Jar
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Swear Jar

For the mom who's trying to cut back on swearing in front of her kids, this Swear Jar ($18) will help them kick the habit (at least while the kids are around, that is).