Hilarious Gifts For Moms With Potty Mouths — and They’re All Under $25
We all have that one (or two, or three) friends — or maybe it's you! — who love cuss words about as much as they love anything. Life calls for a good F-bomb every once in a while, but once you become a mom, swearing can feel like a cathartic love language that helps get you through each sh*t storm of a day. Whether you're the type to string expletives together under your breath as your kids destroy the room you just cleaned, or you have a mom friend who uses f*ck about as much as any other word, these gifts are for you and your crew.
And the best part? Everything's under $25, because budgeting can be f*cking hard.
Almost Pulled a Muscle Trying to Give a F*ck Shirt
This Almost Pulled a Muscle Trying to Give a F*ck Shirt ($17) lets people know how hard you're working out . . . kinda.
Do Not Give a F*ck Mug
The Do Not Give a F*ck Mug ($11-18) may feature pretty fonts and flowers, but it still sends a clear message.
Are You F*cking Kidding Me Pin
Get her this Are You F*cking Kidding Me Pin ($11) to add to the lapel of her favorite jacket (Maybe the one she wears to brave the school drop-off line?).
F*ckity F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Shirt
Sometimes a string of f*cks, like on this F*ckity F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Shirt ($21) is just what the doctor ordered.
Fresh Out of F*cks Mug
This Fresh Out of F*cks Mug ($15) is perfect for when she's, well, fresh out of f*cks.
Friday Is My Second Favorite F-Word
Let mom proclaim her love of F words with this Friday Is My Second Favorite F-Word Tee ($23).
Mama Needs a Nap Mug
This Mama Needs a Nap Mug ($14) is always applicable.
Mom AF Pocket V-Neck Tee Shirt
This Mom AF Pocket V-Neck Tee Shirt ($14) is such a perfect gift.
Loving Mother Mug
This Loving Mother Mug ($15) proves you can wear many hats.
F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Sticky Tape
Gift her with this F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Sticky Tape ($12) for her own gift-wrapping ventures, or just to use as an everyday tape.
F*ck Definition Mug
This self-explanatory F*ck Definition Mug ($14) will be her favorite thing to drink her coffee from.
No F*cks Given Tank
This No F*cks Given Tank ($22) ensures everyone understands what you're about at first glance.
F*ck Off Mug
The F*ck Off Mug ($14-17) is another winner for antimorning mamas.
Motivation Printable Sign
This Motivation Printable Sign ($5) will pump mom up!
Shut the F*ck Up Mug
One sip from this pretty Shut the F*ck Up Mug ($13-16) and mom will never use another coffee mug again.
"Don't F*ck Up the Table" Coasters
Keep your table ring-free with these "Don't F*ck Up the Table" Coasters ($20).
"I Want a F*cking Pizza" Dish Towel
We could all use a Pizza Angel to come down and bless our kitchens with a few large pies. The "I Want a F*cking Pizza" Dish Towel ($11) is here with open arms slices.
I'm F*cking Magical Mug
Your mom friend will wake up feeling like a damn unicorn every morning if she has this I'm F*cking Magical Mug ($13-17) to look forward to.
I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap
Either wrap her gift in this I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap ($12), or get her a few sheets for when she needs to send a present to someone she f*cking loves.
Happily Every After Mug
This polka-dotted Happily Every After Mug ($15) is as cute as can be.
"F*ck It. Let's Get Takeout" Tea Towel
This "F*ck It. Let's Get Takeout" Tea Towel ($9) is a big mood.
Carpe That F*cking Diem Tee
Make the f*cking most of each day with this Carpe That F*cking Diem Tee ($25).
F*cking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans
These F*cking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans ($13) come in the cutest packaging and would make a great hostess gift or stocking stuffer.
"Having a Major Case of the F*ckits" Mug
This "Having a Major Case of the F*ckits" Mug ($11) makes us say, "Same."
Getting Sh*t Done Notepad
Help her feel enthusiastic about her growing to-do list with this Getting Sh*t Done Notepad ($10).
Have a Cup of STFU Mug
This Have a Cup of STFU Mug ($17) sends a clear message.
"Don't F*ck Up My Table" Coasters
Send a clear message with these "Don't F*ck Up My Table" Coasters ($7 for eight).
Only the Best Moms Use the F Word Mug
We'd argue that this Only the Best Moms Use the F Word Mug ($14) isn't wrong at all.
Zero Fox Given Mug
This Zero Fox Given Mug ($13) has a subtle yet clear message.
Badass Mama Mug
Because every mama's a badass, every mom should have this Badass Mama Mug ($12).
I Have Kids Vinyl Decal
Forget stick figure family stickers; this I Have Kids Vinyl Decal ($5) is freakin' hilarious.
You're Awesome, Keep That Sh*t Up Mug
Tell mom she's awesome with this You're Awesome, Keep That Sh*t Up Mug ($7).
Mom's Sh*t List Sign
Mom can display her house rules front and center with this Mom's Sh*t List Sign ($10).
Badass Mama Shirt
Tell it like it is by wearing this Badass Mama Shirt ($24) proudly.
Tiny Person's Snack Bitch Tumbler
Well, ain't this Tiny Person's Snack Bitch Tumbler ($22) the truth?
Welcome To The Sh*t Show Coffee Mug
This Welcome To The Sh*t Show Coffee Mug ($16) is the perfect new mom gift.
"You're Doing F*cking Great!" Dish Towel
Have to bribe your kids to eat their vegetables? The "You're Doing F*cking Great!" Dish Towel ($13) is a reminder that your sauteed broccoli is f*cking delicious, regardless of your kid's preference for mac and cheese.
F*ck This Sh*t Mug
Behold: the F*ck This Sh*t Mug ($14-18), aka the fanciest and sassiest mug we've ever seen.
Maybe Swearing Will Help Quote Print
When in doubt, swear. This Maybe Swearing Will Help Quote Print ($2) is too cute to pass up.
Loving Mother Keyring
Keep track of your keys with this Loving Mother Keyring ($10).
Sh*t Show Cotton Canvas Tote
Forget a baby bag: your favorite sweary mom needs this Sh*t Show Cotton Canvas Tote ($20) for carrying the essentials.
F*ckity F*ck Mug
If mom's in a pickle and truly at a loss for words, she can simply sit back and sip from the F*ckity F*ck Mug ($11) while watching things go to sh*t.
Fancy as F*ck Mug
I honestly think coffee may taste better when sipped from this Fancy as F*ck Mug ($9).
Get Sh*t Done Candle
Light this Get Sh*t Done Candle ($20) when you need to get through that to-do list, and fast!
Groceries and Sh*t Tote Bag
She can throw all her groceries and sh*t in this Tote Bag ($20).
Looking Sh*tty Feeling Pretty Shirt
This Looking Sh*tty Feeling Pretty Shirt ($15) tells it how it is.
F*ck Perfect Shirt
Wearing this F*ck Perfect Shirt ($20-$24) will have others screaming "PREACH" at you.
F*ck Mug
Sometimes one word can truly say it all, and the F*ck Mug ($20) flawlessly proves that point.
F*ck Off Travel Mug
Sometimes simplicity is the best, like this F*ck Off travel mug ($22).
Get Sh*t Done Before the Baby Comes Notepad
This Get Sh*t Done Before the Baby Comes Notepad ($9) is perfect for your expecting mom friend.
This Mom Drops the F-Bomb a Lot Shirt
Tell it like it is with this This Mom Drops the F-Bomb a Lot Shirt ($25).
Mother of the F*cking Year Mug
Share your accomplishments with the whole world, thanks to this Mother of the F*cking Year Mug ($14).
Badass Isn't a Job Title Travel Mug
Because everyone needs a travel coffee mug, this Badass Isn't a Job Title Travel Mug ($18) is a no-brainer gift.
Classy but I Cuss a Little Tote
This Classy but I Cuss a Little Tote ($20) is the perfect size for running errands or packing a few groceries into.
No F*cks Travel Coffee Mug
This No F*cks Travel Coffee Mug ($17) is perfect for school drop-off or mom's commute.
Badass Mom Oversized Sweater
Allow her to display her status proudly with this Badass Mom Oversized Sweater ($22).
My Kids Are The Sh*t Mug
This My Kids Are The Sh*t Mug ($12) is for the mom who knows her and her kiddos are awesome.
Badass Mom Soy Candle
Mom can light this Badass Mom Soy Candle ($16) whenever she needs to remind herself she's a badass.
Caffeine, Chaos, Cuss Words Baseball Tee
Ain't this Caffeine, Chaos, Cuss Words Baseball Tee ($19) the truth?
Badass Mom Wine Glass
She can enjoy her "mommy juice" in this Badass Mom Wine Glass ($10).
World's Most Badass Mom Mug
Give her an ego boost with this World's Most Badass Mom Mug ($13).
Reminder Notepad
This Reminder Notepad ($4) is essential for any mom who can't remember what she had for breakfast, let alone what she needed to get at the grocery store.
No F*cks To Give Travel Mug
Cat-lovers and moms alike will love the No F*cks To Give travel mug ($17).
Pardon My French Card
Grab them a few of these blank Pardon My French Cards ($5) to keep around the house for when they need to send some snail mail.
Swear Jar
For the mom who's trying to cut back on swearing in front of her kids, this Swear Jar ($18) will help them kick the habit (at least while the kids are around, that is).