28 Profane Kitchen Gifts Made For Moms Who Mutter "F*ck This" on the Daily

Using this "B*tches Get Stuff Done" Oven Mitt ($14) is sure to fill any mom with a sense of girl power.

Nothing says "dinner is served, b*tches" like this spot-on "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Ceramic Serving Platter ($26).

The "F*ck Off" Mug ($14-17) is a must-have for antimorning mamas.

This "Droppin' a New Recipe on Your Ass" Oven Mitt ($14) is perfect for those evenings when you're shaking things up in the kitchen.

The "Do Not Give a F*ck" Mug ($11-18) may feature pretty fonts and flowers, but it still sends a clear message.

Keep it real with this "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Ceramic Spoon Rest ($15).

One sip from this pretty "Shut the F*ck Up" Mug ($13-16) and mom will never use another coffee mug again.

We're obsessed with the gold writing on this "Classy as F*ck" Dish Towel ($14).

At just under $10, this "F*ckity F*ck F*ck" Wine Glass ($9) is pretty hard to resist.

This "You're Doing F*cking Great" Woven Dish Towel ($13) will give your mom a boost of encouragement when her homemade dinner is going to sh*t before her very eyes.

These "Don't F*ck Up the Table" Engraved Cork Coasters ($5-32) are also available in a circle shape, if you're not much of a square person.

Unicorns may be a little overdone at this point, but there's no denying that this "Shuh Duh Fuh Cup" Wine Glass ($11) is downright adorable.

This "Having a Major Case of the F*ckits" Mug ($11) makes us say, "Same."

This "F*ck It. Let's Get Takeout" Tea Towel ($9) is a big mood.

This "Eff You See Kay" Spoon ($18) is just censored enough to use in front of younger, oblivious kids.

This light-pink "B*tch" Teacup ($30) is as dainty and classy as can be.

OK seriously, how effin' cute are these "Cheers B*tches" Coasters ($20)?! (Answer: very).

Seasoning your meals just got a whole lot more entertaining, thanks to this "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Salt and Pepper Set ($15).

Calling all coffee-obsessed mamas: this "Caffeinated as F*ck" Spoon ($18) was made for you.

This "Do Epic Sh*t" Upcycled Vintage Plate ($20) is basically your (slightly more profane) everyday reminder to seize the day.

There are tons of different color options for the cursive text on this "F*ck Politeness" Stemless Wine Glass ($13), including lavender, gold glitter, and turquoise.

If your kitchen's always a damn mess, this "Cluster F*ck" Dish Towel ($11) will speak to your soul.

We'd happily eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner from this "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Round Plate ($18).

Does this "F*ck It Let's Order Take Out" Dish Towel ($14) flawlessly sum up your Thursday night mood or what?!

Stirring your cup of java with this "Bad Ass B*tch" Vintage Teaspoon ($18) will help you conquer every morning like a damn queen, no matter how sleep-deprived you may be.

This "F*ck Housework" Teacup ($30) also comes in a pretty blue pattern.

Prefer cooking solo without any nagging interruptions? Then you definitely need this "Get the Hell Out of My Kitchen" Dish Towel ($11).

Use this "This Is F*cking Delicious" Oven Mitt ($14) to safely remove your baked goods from the oven.

We're loving the blue floral pattern of this "Eat Up B*tches" Woven Dish Towel ($13).