Spend Your "Me Time" Away From the Kids by Burning One of These Swear Word Candles
Sometimes, when our kids are driving us nuts and parenting is getting to be all too much (i.e., around the same time every afternoon, amirite?), we find ourselves daydreaming of having five minutes alone — maybe to pee, maybe to take a bath, or maybe just to burn a candle and put on some soothing music so we can f*cking unwind.
Whether you're looking to buy a present for yourself or you want to gift a mom friend who could use some "me time" with a little something, these curse word candles are the perfect balance between finding your chi and letting it all out with a solid swear word. (You can find us on Etsy, buying one of each of these.)
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"Thank F*ck For You" Candle
A "Thank F*ck For You" Candle ($14): for when you need to tell someone in your "village" that they're the one getting you through the days.
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"Straight Outta F*cks" Soy Candle
A "Straight Outta F*cks" Soy Candle ($14): for when you just give up and need a glass of wine.
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"Let That Sh*t Go" Candle
A "Let That Sh*t Go" Candle ($20): for when you know you need to let more things roll off your back, like the crayon that's all over your walls.
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"Adulting Is Bullsh*t" Candle
An "Adulting Is Bullsh*t" Candle ($33): for when you have a moment to think about how good your kids have it.
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"You're the Sh*t" Candle
A "You're the Sh*t" Candle ($21): for when you or a mom friend needs the reminder.
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"Chill the F*ck Out" Candle
A "Chill the F*ck Out" Candle ($40): for when you wish you could yell that exact thing at your monsters kids.
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"I'm a Ray of F*cking Sunshine" Candle
An "I'm a Ray of F*cking Sunshine" Candle ($20): for when you wake up in desperate need of 30 coffees.
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"Maybe Swearing Will Help" Candle
A "Maybe Swearing Will Help" Candle ($14): for when it will help, for sure.
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"Badass" Candle
A "Badass" Candle ($40): for when you need to remind yourself that you definitely are a badass mama.
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"Thou Shall Not Take Sh*t" Candle
A "Thou Shall Not Take Sh*t" Candle ($17): for when your kids are truly testing you.
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"Get Sh*t Done" Candle
A "Get Sh*t Done" Candle ($20): for when your to-do list is long AF, your kids have a million activities, and you want to make lunches the night before.
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"Let That Sh*t Go" Candle
A "Let That Sh*t Go" Candle ($13): for when you need to do just that.
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"You're F'n Awesome Just Like Me" Candle
A "You're F'n Awesome Just Like Me" Candle ($24): for reminding the moms in your life that you're all hella awesome.
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"Calm the F*ck Down" Candle
A "Calm the F*ck Down" Candle ($13): for when you need a minute for some self-care.
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"Bitch Please" Candle
A "Bitch Please" Candle ($9): for when someone in the mom group text is driving you nuts.
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"Sassy as F*ck" Candle
A "Sassy as F*ck" Candle ($12): for cases in which you, your kids, or anyone else in your life is getting a little sassy and needs some quiet time.
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"F*ck Negative Vibes" Candle
A "F*ck Negative Vibes" Candle ($20): to get those icky vibes the hell outta your house.
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"Busy Bitches Get Sh*t Done" Candle
A "Busy Bitches Get Sh*t Done" Candle ($24): for you and all the other busy bitches in your life.
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