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Bracher Emden Breast Bag: Love It or Hate It?

Yes, it is called the Bracher Emden Breast Bag, and its name rings true to its shape. With its beads, charms, crystals, and snakeskin, this bag by the U.K. handbag designer looks like something out of a sci-fi fantasy flick and, in fact, was designed to look something like a bejeweled breastplate.

But despite its excesses, the 12-inch wide bag is also highly practical, with an adjustable straps, a magnetic closure, and a suede lining. Though the bag costs $1,400, I can't fathom why someone would pay so much for something so scary looking. Apparently, however, plenty of people want it, because the bag is now sold out on Intermix. You can, however, order it online here. What do you guys think? Love it or hate it? Tell me below!

The-City-Girl The-City-Girl 8 years
Oh, and the friend I mentioned happens to have gone to Central St. Martin's School of Design in London and now works for Yves St. Laurent in Paris. I think he knows a thing or two about fashion and what's cool, lol.
The-City-Girl The-City-Girl 8 years
Sorry DTUG, I'm not going to trust the judgment of someone who actually likes this Platonic manifestation of tackiness. Just because something is expensive, does not make it fabulous. And my current bag of choice, if you must know, is the Chloe Saskia square tote. . .not an LV replica.
DTUG DTUG 9 years
This bag fucking rocks! You girls don't have a bloody clue about cool. Let me all carry fake LV bags and tell your friends they're real, right?
The-City-Girl The-City-Girl 10 years
Ew it's THIS bag. This is actually one of the more conservative ones. There are other which are all assorted garish colors like turquoise, and covered in nasty chunky gold charms and stones in a tangled blingy rat's nest on top. When I saw them in Macy's with my friend we couldn't believe that such a heinous bag existed, and I think we mocked the collection for about five minutes. And I didn't even know it was called the Breast Bag at that point! That just makes it all infinitely worse. Oh, and the one I picked up (with all the crap on it) was around $4,500 for the privilege of carrying such a thing. HATE IT (let me tell you how I really feel ;-))!
MissRobinson MissRobinson 10 years
Wow, so horrid... it hurts my eyes.
cooper cooper 10 years
This purse is dreadful - absolutely dreadful!
lesocialite lesocialite 10 years
hahaha. hate it alot.
ShimmerBronze ShimmerBronze 10 years
stone_soup stone_soup 10 years
Ugh! Designed like breasts? That's the worst and most horrible concept I've ever heard of! ____________________________________ Don't tick me off. Or you'll get it.
ann_fancy ann_fancy 10 years
it actually looks so much like a nintendo 64 handle
Imabeliever Imabeliever 10 years
Holy crap what am I looking at? this had to be designed by a man cause it has absolutely no functional use and is gaud awful.. definately a straight man with no fashion sense and a serious hard on for star trek!!!
eleven11 eleven11 10 years
not only is it so fugly, but i am certain that it will contain the multitude of items i need to carry on a daily basis. hate it.
lindac lindac 10 years
Every season I'm stunned at the absolute crap that's trotted out and the cost associated with it. Even more amazing, is the fact people buy it. I don't get it.
lilxmissxmolly lilxmissxmolly 10 years
Ew. I hope no human being EVER buys one of these.
Nan-Einhart Nan-Einhart 10 years
This bag reminds me of *The Emperor's New Clothes.* We were all willing to go along with a little nonsense with the freakishly complicated bags of Fall 2006, but this one has pushed us contemplative fashion nuts over the edge. Arghhhh.
azucar_maddy azucar_maddy 10 years
This is hideous!
jennifer76 jennifer76 10 years
And NOW think about what THEY were thinking about when they designed game controllers. :rotfl:
jennifer76 jennifer76 10 years
Think Madonna, circa Vogue - bird's eye view.
JessNess JessNess 10 years
it totally is the nintendo game controller...ahhh why didnt i see that before
peepshow peepshow 10 years
I say it looks more like spread legs, or also a game controller. I hate it.
JessNess JessNess 10 years
hate it it looks like a machine
bonbonfay bonbonfay 10 years
After reading the other comments, it does look more like someone's legs and croch instead of someone's "breasts". I guess the designer never took an Anatomy class, either. Cracked out with no education, what a combination... ~Bonnie~
bonbonfay bonbonfay 10 years this leftover from someone's Halloween costume? WHAT IN THE WORLD????? The designer must have been cracked out when she came up with this... ~Bonnie~
bluejeanie bluejeanie 10 years
well, it's different. i'll give it that. :p
andrea5 andrea5 10 years
Sweet C I was just going to say the same thing! It reminds me of a video game controller. I hate it.
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