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A Fabby Halloween: Dazed and Confused Senior B*tch

I wasn't a Senior bitch in high school. I was so over high school by the time the fourth year rolled around. I was attending college parties and eagerly awaiting college. I wasn't a bitch, I was aloof.

But, after seeing Dazed and Confused I so wanted to be a Senior bitch. Parker Posey, who played Darla, was my favorite. If you haven't seen the movie add it to your Netflix now, but the scene pictured is when the Senior bitches haze the incoming Freshman girls. These four foxes spray and squirt the girls with raw eggs, flour, peanut butter and ketchup — yum! They do have the courtesy of driving them through a car wash to rinse them off.

This costume is easy and breezy; but learn this line, as Halloween is the only time you can say it without repercussions: "Wipe that face off your head bitch!" Go Darla!


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bisrdhazrd bisrdhazrd 9 years
haha i've been planning on doing this (before i saw it on FabSugar)! i suggest a real jersey! hockey jerseys have the closet cut to a vintage football jersey. i bought a white practice jersey from Dick's Sporting Goods for $12. a youth s/m fit me perfect. (i'm 5'7", 125) vintage style (2 stripe) tube socks can be found at Journeys. i think a 4 or 5 pack is $10. Eastbay has vintage style Nike's for $50 i think. good luck seniors! :)
jfolson320 jfolson320 9 years
thats not renne zellweger, that's joey lauren adams.
Ninchen Ninchen 9 years
It is not Kate Walsh it is Michelle Burke. :)
mstinalin mstinalin 9 years
Great idea! Maybe I'll try it. But I was also thinking of being Amy Winehouse!
kristya kristya 9 years
Haha, that's Renee Zellweger next to Parker! And is that really Kate Walsh?
kitson1 kitson1 9 years
Holy shit! Is that Kate Walsh, aka Dr. Addison Shepard I see? Second from the left? I had no idea she was a senior bitch!
LittleLady12 LittleLady12 9 years
BAHA! My girlfriends and I were senior bitches our senior year of high school!
veronicaraye veronicaraye 9 years
cute costume idea!
emalove emalove 9 years
OMG, my best friends and I were OBSESSED with this movie when it came out...we were sophomores in high school and let's just say, we could relate to many things in this movie! I love Parker Posey, she's so funny in this movie, but Simone has always been my fave. I am so going to suggest this costume idea to my girls for Halloween next year!
mabess mabess 9 years
honestly, i didn't like this movie either. ha. it's just so mean! but i've always been overly sensitive. darla would've made me cry for sure. but i love this costume idea. very creative and cute!
mommie mommie 9 years
On second thought since I haven't seen the movie but read the prank, I would be more concerned about the intent of that rather than what they are wearing which doesn't appear to be that provacative.
mommie mommie 9 years
WOW, guess Halloween as stirred up some discussion. thats a good thing.
SassAndBide SassAndBide 9 years
hahahahhahaah i so did not expect this i love it when people who are no longer in high school say they're over it i guess everybody who dresses for an occasion is a bitch then right JLO @ the grammys - bitch Felicity Huffman - bitch so i guess if you're famous u have an almighty god complex if theres one thing i've learned from lindsay lohan, in mean girls no matter what clique u are in, u can be miserable just because u enjoyed/or are in high school doesnt mean ur a bitch I'm just saying i agree with Rugelach, not making personal attacks. ;)
CestLaVie CestLaVie 9 years
I agree Meg23 (about the Leg's Avenue) and how uninspired. Anyone can purchase one of their $50 underwear costumes in a ziplock and be "dressed" for Halloween, I think half of the fun of dressing up is thinking of a unique idea and pulling together items to make the costume. Plus, you don't have to worry about the other 40 "Dirrrrty Girl Scouts" at the party.
Meg23 Meg23 9 years
I'm not saying this costume is slutty, because it's not. Rugelach's comment about the slut costumes got me thinking about the holiday and the fact that a lot of girls use the holiday as an excuse to dress like a ho. The Leg's Avenue collection of costumes you see at Halloween stores are a great example.
fashionhore fashionhore 9 years
... dressed up *as* the ...
fashionhore fashionhore 9 years
Rugelach: I have dressed up the mouse and the cookie as an adult (just last year--for a huge house party w/ a friend). However, this year I will be a little more out there with my costume. Each year I trade-off on cute and flirty versus something that is just plain funny or cute. XOXO
KrisSugar KrisSugar 9 years
Well, it's not technically slutty. But in terms of a grown woman dressing up for halloween as an 18 year old, it has a bit of a sexual undertone. and anything that involves short shorts and knee socks, (if not in an actual sports event), is probably done with less than modest intentions. ya know? :)
alillee alillee 9 years
yeah! i love this movie!
Meg1010 Meg1010 9 years
Very nice! Would love to see more costume ideas, I still haven't settled on one!
UrbanBohemian UrbanBohemian 9 years
Lol, Darla was so funny! She would have scared me as an underclassman, and then I would be pretty disillusioned by her as an upperclassman.
Rugelach Rugelach 9 years
Oy! That was a joke, not a personal attack. There ought to be a law about the pass-agress emoticons and xo's. And riddle me this: How likely would you be to dress as the Elephant Man for Halloween? Or go with your boyfriend as the Connors from Roseanne?
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