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Has a Bird Ever Fired on Your Clothes?


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redchick152 redchick152 8 years
hahaha! when i was 9-10 my mom took me to the San Diego Zoo and we had JUST walked out into the open from the ticket/giftshop area to start the tour when PLOP. a bird pooped on me but THANK GOD i was wearing this dorky baseball cap at the time! the bill of the cap kept it all off me!!!
SDTransplant SDTransplant 8 years
Yes! In the 8th grade, I was eating lunch in the quad one day and seagulls were flying overhead (my school is semi-close to a beach). For dessert, I had an chocolate ice cream bar with vanilla filling. After a seagull pooped on me, my friend commended how much the bird poop looked like my ice cream. It was disgusting.
Xemena Xemena 8 years
yea on my hand , i wanted to die .
clew001 clew001 8 years
i've had it in my hair, clothes, and skin. it's just nasty.
emalove emalove 8 years
No, but I've had it in my hair before. So gross!
caligirl101 caligirl101 8 years
I had a friend pour a water bottle over me to try to get some off, then tried to stand behind people in the photos.
bonchicbongenre bonchicbongenre 8 years
I was laying out on a beach in Cancun and the bird poo landed right on my bare leg. Gross.
Asche Asche 8 years
Justadoll, I think that's one of those things we all tell ourselves to make the situation feel less gross haha :-)
weffie weffie 8 years
Only once in public, right on my head while on a school trip in eighth grade (yes, i was thrilled). Now that I have a pet pigeon, though, it's really not a big deal haha... She wears a diaper now but when she was a baby I'd get pooped on several times a day because she'd always fall asleep on me after eating :) It's supposed to be good luck, so if that's true then I should have a lot of good luck built up!
fashionista0914 fashionista0914 8 years
@mariyalm, talk about bad timing!
Asche Asche 8 years
Caligirl, that's just awful! What did you do?!
caligirl101 caligirl101 8 years
Yes, at my best friend's wedding and I was the maid of honor. We were taking pics on the beach and it got all over my dress, foot, and shoes!
Talldiva45 Talldiva45 8 years
No - Knocking on wood as I write this! Yikes!
Asche Asche 8 years
Happened yesterday.
EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina 8 years
Yes and you know what? It happened right where that image was taken! I was walking through the square with my family and one dropped right on my trench coat. We got it off but I avoided pigeons like the plague for months afterwards.
skukie skukie 8 years
I was a junior in college sitting outside a building studying for my biopsychology final that I had to take in 30 minutes when a bird hit me smack on the top of my head. It was disgusting. I won't go into details, but it ended up down the side of my head and all in my hair. I had to run to the bathroom and clean it out for the 30 minutes before the final instead of studying. The grossest part was that during the test, I ran my hand through my hair without thinking and found some poo that I had missed, but I couldn't leave during the test, so I had to wait until I was done to clean it out. I got an A on the test though!
alba1 alba1 8 years
no...but it landed on my friend who was right beside me!
aimeeb aimeeb 8 years
No thank God!
Dana18 Dana18 8 years
It landed on my folder and canvas bag.
littlekaren littlekaren 8 years
When I was about 9 yrs old, my catholic school class was filing into our big old cathedral-style church for morning mass. You may be aware that pigeons LOVE big old church alcoves. One got me on the head, and my best friend looked at me and literally started gagging loudly (it was an especially disgusting poo). What could be worse? It was PICTURE DAY. I am not kidding. My mom came and picked me up and I had to shower quickly before the class picture.
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