My little brother used to own a parrot. It was colorful and made a lot of noise, kinda annoying. If I were to get a bird, it would be this Judith Leiber Parrot Clutch, ($5,695). OK, it isn't a live bird, but the bright hues are amazing and I love the sparkly crystal embellishments. If money weren't an issue, would you don this kitschy clutch?