OK, we're, like, 99.9 percent positive that if Kim Kardashian [1] and Kanye West [2] caught a glimpse of these ugly Christmas sweaters, they'd have them overnighted. The red, knitted numbers by Fresh Brewed Tees, which retail at $50 [3], are nothing short of hilarious [4].
While Kim's style is a play on her infamous Paper Magazine shoot [5], festively accessorized with a carton of eggnog instead of Champagne, Kanye's cozy topper depicts him as Old St. Nick — a pretty lofty compliment if we do say so ourselves.
But these Kimye sweaters aren't the only Fresh Brewed Tees [6] we want to add to our sweater drawer. Your ESPN-obsessed SO might just love the "Bernie It's Cold Outside" design, and Drake's "Hotline Bling" got a stylish holiday makeover, too. Read on to shop our favorites — and we don't blame you if you proudly wear these babies all season long.
Hotline Sleigh Bell Ring Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt [7] ($50)
Hotline Sleigh Bell Ring Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt [8] ($50)
Dabbin' Through the Snow Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt [9] ($50)
Bron Dasher Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt [10] ($50)
O Kim All Ye Faithful Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt [11] ($50)
O Come All Ye Faithful Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt [12] ($50)
Do You Hair What I Hair Donald Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt [13] ($50)
Barackin' Around the Christmas Tree Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt [14] ($50)
Bernie It's Cold Outside Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt [15] ($50)