The Dash Ladies at Their Finest

Kim Channeled Barney With a Lot Less Clothes

All White Is Just Right . . . With Cleavage Involved

When We Turned Our Heads to the Side But Still Couldn't Figure Out How Kim's Butt Looks Like This

When Kim Hit Up the Step and Repeat in a Barely There Bikini Top

Kim Did a Photo Shoot in This Silver Metallic Bodysuit

When Kris and Bruce Jenner Showed Up on the Red Carpet Wearing This

That Time She Used Her Powers as Wonder Woman to #FreeTheNipple

And There Was That Time She Wanted to, but Held Back

We're Pretty Sure This Is the Definition of a Skintight Dress

When Scott Looked at Kourtney Like This

Once Upon a Time, Kris Danced With Lance Bass in Leather and Lace

Because Tying a Sarong on the Side Would Make For Too Much Coverage

For Every Short Hemline, There's a Peek of Someone's Breasts

We Thought Kim Looked Sexier . . . Until We Saw Kris's Platforms

All That Glitters Is Short

Khloé's Spandex Cobalt Blue Dress Was Really Something Else

When Kim Brought a Lot of Sex Appeal to a Day at the Races

Twice

The Dash Dolls Are a Triple Threat in Minidresses

Can You Imagine Your Mom Wearing That?

Could Kylie Walk in This Outfit Though?

And Could Kendall Jenner Sit in This One?

When Kris and Kim Were All Chilling in the Club

We Kind of Can't Even

Kim Once Backed That Thing Up Onto a Car

Kourtney and Khloé Shared a Lovely Moment in Fringe and Over-the-Knee Boots

Kourtney Loved the Back of This LBD So Much, We Don't Even Know What the Front Looks Like

When Kourtney Wore These Heels, and Scott Fully Supported It

When Kanye Was All, Like, "I Made All of This Mine"

If This Was Alice in Wonderland, There Would be a Note on Kim's Booty That Read, "Unzip Me"

When Kris Wore More Leopard Than We Knew What to Do With

During This Photo Shoot, the Most Coverage Kim Had Was on Her Feet

When Kourtney Didn't Let Her Baby Bump Stop Her From Wearing This

. . . Or This

The Classy LLD, According to Kim

When Kendall and Kylie Wore Skirts That Were the Same Length as Their Heel Height

Who Is the Mom in This Photo? Who?

This Was a Thing That Happened

Who Wears Short Shorts? Kenlie Wears Short Shorts

When Kendall Rocked the Short Hemline, So Kris Fulfilled the Cleavage Requirement

Khloé Was Begging to Be Unzipped in This Body-Con Mini

Kim's Version of the Angelina Jolie Is Obviously Doused With a Little More Glitz

When Scott Wore This Silky Shirt

And left the buttons undone.

When All of This Was up in the Club

We Bet This Was Really the Only Position Kylie Could Stand in Without Showing Too Much

You Thought Kris Would Let Kim Out of the House Like THAT . . .

Without trying to one-up her in the cleavage department?!

When Kourtney's Baby Bump Was Played Up by Khloé's Double Cs

When Khloé Celebrated Her Birthday in This Little Number

Kylie Got Leggy in Her Louboutins

Kendall Basically Just Wore a Bib Necklace to the American Music Awards

When Kourtney and Scott Tanned on the Same Chair

Kendall Forgot Her Bottom For a Photo Shoot on a Roof

Of Course, There Was the Moment When Kendall Made Her Marc Jacobs Runway Debut

Full nipples on display.

When Khloé Taught Kendall and Kylie the Red Carpet Bend and Kiss

And She Taught Them Well

Kris and Scott Kept the Couch Warm at 1 OAK

"Mom, Please Wear a Bodysuit Next Time. Slips Are So Not Our Style"

When Kim Got Froyo in This

Kim Might as Well Have Not Been Wearing Her Shawl in This Selfie

Kourtney Worked Her Breast Pump in a Strapless Zippered Bodysuit

At Tao, Khloé, Kim, and Kourtney Formed Their Own Zebra Stripes

Black, white, black.

When Kanye Dressed Kim For This Basketball Game

Who Needs a Bra to Promote a Book?

Not Kendall.

How?

Behold, the Thigh Cleavage Dress

When Kim Started Her Silk Robe Kick

There Was More Kardashian Leg on This Red Carpet Than We Knew What to Do With

Nothing Is Sexier Than Kendall in Her Calvins

We mean nothing [4].

Let's Just Say No One Even Noticed the Gorgeous Atmosphere in the Background

For Kylie and Kendall, This Is Sister Love

When Kendall's Tommy Hilfiger Look Consisted of More Skin Than Fabric

When North West and Kim Both Went Sheer in the Front Row at Givenchy

That Time We Could Not Decide Who Showed More Cleavage at a Fashion Show

Kanye or Kim?

How Did Kylie Get Herself Into This Body-Con Dress?

If you figure it out, you know where to find us, and we'll be waiting for an answer.

Kim Tried to Make the "Snowkini" a Thing

It turned out to be a thing that only she did.

The Neckline Was Enough of a Cutout, But Kim Graced Us With Four Triangles More

When It Was 23 Degrees, and Kim Wore This

Kim's Moment in Latex Will Never Be Forgotten

Never [5].

When Kylie Did Lunges in This Strappy Situation

Or maybe just one lunge.

This Jumpsuit Was Worn, But Not by Kim's Breasts

Kim Celebrated 27 Million Followers by Showing Them All Her Leopard Lingerie

Kim Basically Went to Bonnaroo in a Bra

When Kim's Dress Looked a Lot Like a Vest

Is This Even Considered a Neckline?

When Kim Wanted Us to Think She Was All Caged In

But we prefer to think of this as all caged out.

Kris Took a Liking to the Sheer Pants Trend at the Chanel Show

Yea or nay? [6]

Kendall Showed Off So Much Leg in This Look

SO Much

Kendall Went For a Cheeky Stroll on the Beach

Kylie Looked Back at It in Sheer White Pants

Kisses For Cleavage

Kim Made Sure Every Curve Was on Display in This Outfit

Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty . . . Well, You Know

When Kim's Breasts Somehow Stayed Up in This Strappy Number

You Deserve to See Kim's Mesh Jumpsuit From All Angles

So we're giving it to you [7].

Khloé and Kendall Wore This on Easter

To CHURCH [8].

We Could Not Get Kylie's Sheer Jumpsuit Out of Our Heads For Five Days Straight

Khloé and Kylie Supported Kendall's Calvin Klein Campaign by Letting Her Wear All the Clothes

That's All, Folks

. . . Until tomorrow.