What you wear can say a lot about you [1], so don't take it lightly when we say you need a statement top that really tells it like it is. Yes, you'll always need a fancy dress and a classic button-down [2], but there are plenty of occasions where something a little sassier (and, well, comfortable) is the best way to get your point across. It doesn't matter if you're headed out to dinner or you're spending all day curled up on the couch, these tops express what you're really feeling — because honesty is the best policy, after all.
And since we're being honest, there will always be the days when we do nothing but nap, watch Netflix, and eat pizza, and that's more than OK — in fact, it's fabulous. So find the statement top that speaks to you, and put it on the next time you're feeling a little misunderstood. From the frank, to the funny, to the just plain absurd, these tees and sweatshirts keep it real, just like you. Scroll through for 20 hilarious finds that you can wear loud and proud.
ASOS Is It Friday Yet? T-Shirt
ASOS Is It Friday Yet? T-Shirt [3] ($29)
The Laundry Room Coffee Tee
The Laundry Room Coffee Tee [4] ($66)
Petals and Peacocks Later Sweatshirt
Petals and Peacocks Later Sweatshirt [5] ($68)
Brokedown Never Too Early Tee
Brokedown Never Too Early Tee [6] ($68)
Nasty Gal x Private Party Rosé All Day Sweatshirt
Nasty Gal x Private Party Rosé All Day Sweatshirt [7] ($100)
TwistedThreadsCA Netflix Sweatshirt
TwistedThreadsCA Netflix Sweatshirt [8] ($21)
Danielle Guizio Control Freak Sweatshirt
Danielle Guizio Control Freak Sweatshirt [9] ($68)
Nasty Gal Nope Tee
Nasty Gal Nope Tee [10] ($42)
ILY Couture Fancy Tee
ILY Couture Fancy Tee [11] ($38)
Wildfox Couture "My Boyfriend's a Cowboy" Cowgirl Tee
Wildfox Couture "My Boyfriend's a Cowboy" Cowgirl Tee [12] ($89)
Forever 21 Brunch Plans Muscle Tee
Forever 21 Brunch Plans Muscle Tee [13] ($15)
Joyrich Can't Afford This Sweatshirt
Joyrich Can't Afford This Sweatshirt [14] ($128)
H&M Gray Melange Sweatshirt
H&M Gray Melange Sweatshirt [15] ($30)
ILY Couture Weekend Sweatshirt
ILY Couture Weekend Sweatshirt [16] ($58)
Private Party I Woke Up Like This Sweatshirt
Private Party I Woke Up Like This Sweatshirt [17] ($80)
Wildfox "I Need a Drink" Oversized Sweatshirt
Wildfox "I Need a Drink" Oversized Sweatshirt [18] ($128)
Pyknic A Pizza My Mind Tee
Pyknic A Pizza My Mind Tee [19] ($30)
Style Stalker Don't Worry Sweatshirt
Style Stalker Don't Worry Sweatshirt [20] ($100)
Local Heroes Last Clean T-Shirt Tee
Local Heroes Last Clean T-Shirt Tee [21] ($49)
Type & Style Graphic Tee
Type & Style Graphic Tee [22] ($36)