"I have a whole battery of excuses for my narcissistic delusions. A bizarre childhood during which I was constantly upstaged by the madness around me — you try growing up in a rooming house with a bunch of certified loonies — left me feeling invisible, which, in turn, left me with an unquenchable thirst to be recognized. Hello! I'm over here!"
At the debut of Diet Pepsi's "Skinny Can" in 2011.