Fashion week confessional: during my first days of fashion week in New York I had the worst wedgies. I don't know if it was the mad rushing, the humidity or my lame boy shorts — a combination of all three I'm sure. But, like a true fabionista, I kept on keepin' on. One magical day I wore these Jockey® "No Panty Line Promise" Tactel Modern Briefs ($8.50) and my butt cheeks were the happiest. Yes, they promise no VPLs, but they should double that promise. After all, wedgies are not, and will never be, in vogue.